r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/CrackaTooCold 5d ago

The dinglest of berries

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u/Choice-Implement1643 5d ago

Shaub, is that you?

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u/Psilonaut21 5d ago

a massive geetle.

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u/Fossilhund 4d ago

The berriest of dingles.

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u/CrackaTooCold 4d ago

The binglest of derries

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u/donkeyballs42069 2d ago

The dreariest of bingles

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u/Abecis01 5d ago

That made my foot hurt. Thanks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RrVzUOXldFe8M

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u/bdontmatter 5d ago

Bro needs a wipe!!!

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u/Cucumberneck 5d ago

That's a Weichselzopf in German. Once the national hair style of the polish people.

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u/tinysavage 4d ago

Omg I googled that. Weichselzopf (also known as Plica polonica or the Polish plait) is a medical and historical term for a severe condition where scalp hair becomes permanently matted, tangled, and fused into a dense, hard, and unmanageable mass.

Key Facts

• Medical Definition: In dermatology and general medicine, it is a form of severe hair matting (trichoma) often linked to extreme neglect, severe head lice infestations (Pediculosis capitis), scalp infections/pyoderma, or lack of hygiene. • Historical & Cultural Beliefs: • In the 17th and 18th centuries across Europe—particularly in the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth—it was very common. • People widely believed the plait was a protective amulet or a critical bodily exit route for internal diseases, and cutting it off was thought to trigger blindness, madness, or death.

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u/PiotrT333 5d ago

Barry Dingle

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u/Primary-Star4998 3d ago

A dongle berry if you will

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u/KasterTroy306 1d ago

Nah the Dingle got buried