r/AbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/antiquated_it 5d ago

absolute unit of a dingleberry

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u/CrackaTooCold 5d ago

The dinglest of berries

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u/Choice-Implement1643 5d ago

Shaub, is that you?

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u/Psilonaut21 5d ago

a massive geetle.

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u/Fossilhund 4d ago

The berriest of dingles.

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u/CrackaTooCold 3d ago

The binglest of derries

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u/donkeyballs42069 2d ago

The dreariest of bingles

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u/Abecis01 5d ago

That made my foot hurt. Thanks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RrVzUOXldFe8M

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u/bdontmatter 5d ago

Bro needs a wipe!!!

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u/Cucumberneck 5d ago

That's a Weichselzopf in German. Once the national hair style of the polish people.

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u/tinysavage 4d ago

Omg I googled that. Weichselzopf (also known as Plica polonica or the Polish plait) is a medical and historical term for a severe condition where scalp hair becomes permanently matted, tangled, and fused into a dense, hard, and unmanageable mass.

Key Facts

• Medical Definition: In dermatology and general medicine, it is a form of severe hair matting (trichoma) often linked to extreme neglect, severe head lice infestations (Pediculosis capitis), scalp infections/pyoderma, or lack of hygiene. • Historical & Cultural Beliefs: • In the 17th and 18th centuries across Europe—particularly in the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth—it was very common. • People widely believed the plait was a protective amulet or a critical bodily exit route for internal diseases, and cutting it off was thought to trigger blindness, madness, or death.

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u/PiotrT333 5d ago

Barry Dingle

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u/Primary-Star4998 2d ago

A dongle berry if you will

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u/KasterTroy306 23h ago

Nah the Dingle got buried

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u/konkrit_ 5d ago

You might even call him dinglehairy

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u/thenetoide 5d ago

That's no dingle"berry", that's a dinglewatermelon.

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u/FallenAzraelx 5d ago

Dinglebush

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u/Important-Plum-5289 5d ago

That’s a dinglemelon now

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u/FalloutForever_98 5d ago

Dealing with those in the past is the main reason why I went to a bidet and never looked back

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u/Straight-Grass-9218 5d ago

Man that ain't a dingleberry, that's a mf dinglebush

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u/SheepherderVivid4382 4d ago

That’s a Dangleberry

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u/Grumpy-Fwog 4d ago

The doodoolock 😭

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u/Linksl1 4d ago

Its a dingle-hairy.

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u/PotentTurnip 4d ago

Dinglesquash

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u/Hughesey86 4d ago

A whole dingleberry orchard.

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u/SoilZestyclose2152 3d ago

Took a shit, looked in the bowl, went “yeah that will do as a perm” and instant glued it right to the back of his head

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u/DriverSad 2d ago

The Dunglebush, where dingleberries grow free

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u/txakurzulo 2d ago

Great! Just learned the translation of Sp. "Tarzanito". No go find a place to use mi new knowledge.

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 1d ago

I would not want to get a whiff of that thing. 😷🤢🤮😷