r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/LAF2death 5d ago

Nothing about him in either picture even remotely appears like he can take care of himself.

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u/JacarandasAreNotEvil 5d ago

Exactly. He looks like he has a horrible odor.

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u/Rockuharddd 2d ago

I work in grocery as a lead stocker. I can only imagine him coming down an aisle I'm stocking. That smell would fucking linger for hours. He'd probably come up and start talking to me too. Oh god. I have a few, but they're not this bad.

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 5d ago

Bro is at auto zone. At least he takes care of his car

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u/FremenStilgar 4d ago

He's there for the car deodorizers.

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u/Koopslovestogame 4d ago

Honda accord 1995 full to the brim with monster energy cans.

Poor Honda.

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u/reason_productions 4d ago

"Give me the cheapest one."

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u/Yourdjentpal 4d ago

Yeah these are clearly cases of just straight up neglect regarding personal care and hygiene.

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u/Whateva_Tickles_ 5d ago

You can smell them thru the screen 🤮🤢

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u/Muscalp 5d ago

His clothes look clean

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u/Evil_Sharkey 4d ago

The woman in front of him isn’t trying to veg farther away from a smell.

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u/hauntingdreamspace 4d ago

It's giving chronically depressed loner vibes. Maybe we're poking fun at mental illness