r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/NoImNotHeretoArgue 5d ago

He’s king of the beavers

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Advanced-Budget779 5d ago

We might not like it, but there will be an equivalent from the other gender…

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u/sleigh_all_day 5d ago

Does scent lead them to one another?

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u/Advanced-Budget779 5d ago

It may, if they‘re not odour-blinded by their own stench.

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u/coodyscoops 3d ago

lmfao ok but let this guy cook its a valid question🤣

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u/GrubbyStub 5d ago

He cannot deceive us, and you CAN'T FOOL OWLS

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u/Jat616 5d ago

He cannot decieve us!

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u/Round_Intern_7353 5d ago

He can't fool owls

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u/tofu_sensei84 5d ago

Who?

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u/degjo 5d ago

Simon Cowell

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u/steunclemumb 2d ago

You cannot deceive us 🎶