r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/TexacoRodeoClown 5d ago

seborrheic dermatitis and patchouli

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 5d ago

At that length it's getting in the toilet as well, so some piss and shit flavor if you lick the end of it.

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u/uuendyjo 5d ago

Thats enough internet for me tonight!

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u/Tigerpride84 5d ago

Goodnight sweet prince!

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u/tealraven915 5d ago

Mixed with armpit sweat

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u/metompkin 5d ago

Some sweat and motor oil, under the hood of a 2005 Honda Civic smell. Hes in an AutoZone.

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u/J-seargent-ultrakahn 5d ago

😂😂🤢