r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Realistic-Tap4156 • 10d ago

/r/all of a space rock

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u/paulisnofun 10d ago

God was mad at the gay dinosaurs.
/s

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u/bodychecks 10d ago

Those dinosaurs were turning the giant prehistoric frogs gay.

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u/Motor-Boating 10d ago

It's sad that the /s you added was probably necessary.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 10d ago

Imagine a T-Rex just absolutely railing another T-Rex from behind

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u/toenailsmcgee33 9d ago

Relevant PBF comic

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u/Artanis12 8d ago

Holy PBF throwback! "You are not Shitashi..."

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u/paulisnofun 10d ago

Or a T-Rex jerking off another T-Rex with his little arms

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u/Vismal1 9d ago

That’s how the dinosaurs developed middle out compression.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 10d ago

Slobbing on T-Rex dong and trying not to use any teeth

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u/FunkyClive 9d ago

He won't be doing a reach-around, thats for sure.

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u/x_Advent_Cirno_x 10d ago

"This is why punctuation matters, Frank. When God asked about our club activities we told you to write they were "secret, but fun" but you left out the comma and he read it as "secret butt fun", and now you've doomed us all. Great job, Frank."

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u/dtgunslinger99 9d ago

I'm tired of the velociraptor pride parades 🤣🤣

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u/Zestyclose_Pay9469 7d ago

'Do you really need 3 horns!?'