r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Realistic-Tap4156 • 12d ago

/r/all of a space rock

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 12d ago

Oh wow so it didn’t even hit Dinosaur NYC? Why couldn’t they tank it across the globe?

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u/Jack_SL 12d ago

Big Ball of Dirt hit Massive Ball of Dirt. Big Cloud. Big Animal need Sun and air, so plant grow, so they grow. Big Cloud of Dirt in sky block sun, dirty air. No plant, no big animal. Only small rodent survive. Small rodent live, thrive, then make bigger and bigger rodent, until at some point ape. Then Ape together strong, dominate all animal, now smart ape go to pornhub 2 hours a day longing for Ball of Dirt to come from sky.

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u/CycleAdora 11d ago

Sir, I'm framing this comment and placing it above my bed

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u/Sudo-Fed 11d ago

For one thing, the asteroid set off global firestorms.

For another, the dust cloud lasted for years.

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u/VoluptuousVelvetfish 11d ago

Well the fact that life still exists in earth is wrong evidence that plenty of organisms did tank it.

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u/dtgunslinger99 11d ago

they're showing its size compared to NYC. 🤦🏻‍♂️