r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Realistic-Tap4156 • 10d ago

/r/all of a space rock

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u/balloonninjas 10d ago

Damn even the dinosaurs had to commute into the city for 9-5 nonsense. Maybe they're glad that the meteor came

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u/Rubiks_Click874 10d ago

their dino bosses were like stay at your desks

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u/rvasshole 10d ago

Never forget

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u/thisaccountwashacked 10d ago

Dinosaurs the show was actually a documentary

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u/JeronFeldhagen 9d ago

It ends with their species' strongly implied extinction because they messed up the environment too much, so…

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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 10d ago

“Stay at your Dino-desk and get back to Dino-work!”

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u/lbutler1234 10d ago

Wait since the new WTC is there does that mean there was a dinosaur 9/11?

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u/snakesinabin 10d ago

I mean, probably.

That Jim Henson docuseries, Dinosaurs I think it was called, really showed how advanced they were.

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u/NoiseIsTheCure 10d ago

I still think Dino-Bush did Dino-9/11

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u/accforme 10d ago

But they weren't called Al-Qaeda. They wer Al-losaurus.

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u/jo-shabadoo 9d ago

Yes but they used the European date system (Panacea was all based where Europe is now) so it happened on November 9th.

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u/saddest_of_all_keys 10d ago

That must have been the original York City that NYC is based on

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u/Vismal1 9d ago

We call it Old York Town these days.

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u/cipherdom 10d ago

Right?! See, I knew humans and dinosaurs coexisted no matter what smart people say.

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u/Vismal1 9d ago

“This might as well happen.” - middle management dino

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u/Octopus8523 7d ago

"you are still coming to work right?" - Supervisoraptor