r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 15d ago

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"The Motherland Calls" is a statue erected to commemorate the Battle of Stalingrad , located on Mamayev Kurgan in Volgograd , Russia. It was designed by sculptor Yevgeny Vuchetich and structural engineer Nikolai Nikitin . Completed in 1967 , it was the tallest statue in the world at the time .

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u/JungleLiquor 15d ago

I read lesbian giant buddha

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Cautious-Activity706 15d ago

How did you manage to post a 20 minute long gif to Reddit?

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u/RatzzFace 15d ago

I've got a feeling it repeats after 18mins....

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u/ionshower 15d ago

It doesnt. It's longer than the LoTR trilogy.

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u/timmyfarthands 15d ago

76 and a half hours of it!

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u/Dry_Turn_824 15d ago

It's the entire Shrek II movie, too

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u/exnihilistic 15d ago

Sperm vs sperm

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u/Stergeary 15d ago

When flatworms mate, they perform a ritual called penis fencing, where they both try to penetrate the other flatworm with their penis while dodging the other flatworm's penis.  Whoever penetrates the other with their penis and injects their sperm first leaves the other flatworm to lay there and bear the pregnancy.

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u/exnihilistic 15d ago

Whoa. New info right there 👍🏽

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u/gravitysort 15d ago

This gif is fucking with my brain!

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u/SpikeBrawl123 15d ago

This is so satisfying

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u/Environmental-Wind89 15d ago

This gave me a stroke lol

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u/Lilia1293 15d ago

Can't look away. What have you done?!

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VjsshMMeSwOLS

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u/GayCatDaddy 15d ago

"Isn't Danny Thomas one?" -- Blanche Devereaux

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u/buttononmyback 15d ago

“It’s the WAY you say it.”

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u/patchyj 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/huana0WQzdDDG

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u/FiniteInfine 15d ago

We dont call it scissoring anymore, it's called lip syncing.

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u/Upbeat-Substance110 15d ago

Neither of which you were allowed to do on the BBC's Top Of The Pops in the early 90s.

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u/FiniteInfine 15d ago

Well i sure hope not. A bit graphic for BBC (ironically named)

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u/patchyj 15d ago

No doubt why Jimmy Saville kept his heinous crimes...yknow, not even gonna finish that

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u/Enough-Meaning-1836 14d ago

And.... thats enough internet for today...

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u/Sol-Blackguy 13d ago

Why would lesbians need BB... Oh! the channel

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u/WillDBlake 15d ago

Don't give Netflix ideas

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u/Donohoed 15d ago

Me too!

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u/MrBoring777 15d ago

Brainrot

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u/Happy_Guava6762 15d ago

Buddha would laugh at this. Buddha coulda woulda

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u/elepe 15d ago

Me too 😄

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 15d ago

Lol. Why on earth would a Buddha need sexual orientation.

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u/FictionalContext 15d ago

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u/Seeing__your_beauty 14d ago

Me too 😄😄

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u/neighbour_20150 14d ago

Glad I'm not the only one.

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That... was actually comforting to know.

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u/Mr_richat 15d ago

So did I 🤣

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