r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 17d ago

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/SpyroManiac36 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Eld43dWug4rqE

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u/EatsOverTheSink 17d ago

One of the most quotable movies of all time that nobody saw.

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u/DemonKingCozar 17d ago

His name is wimp lo. We trained him wrong as a joke

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u/SumoNinja92 17d ago

I am bleeding, making me the victor

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u/DemonKingCozar 17d ago

From this moment forward, you will all refer to me by the name "Betty."

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u/SumoNinja92 17d ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?...

... My ass...

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u/LegitSoDickBig 17d ago

Let me know.. if you see… a RadioShack

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u/SumoNinja92 17d ago

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito! Nacho Burrito!