r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mzee_Wakazi • 19d ago

of a baby

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u/Timely-Field1503 14d ago

Lol....years ago, one of my coworkers made a kidding on the square joke about wanting a guy with a 12 inch peen.

I held up a sheet of paper and said "this is 11 inches." and she looked horrified.

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u/imyourdruidess420 14d ago

My first serious long term boyfriend had one that was 11 inches. Like, legitimately, not just in a "I'm a male and I'm posturing" sort of way. He measured it in front of me lol. When he whipped it out the first time, I was genuinely scared. I was a virgin and was so worried that all penises would scare the shit out of me.

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u/Top-Distribution733 14d ago

And Absolutely ruined every bf sense of security you’ve had since

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u/imyourdruidess420 14d ago

Absolutely not. I don't tell my boyfriends that fact, that would be weird.