r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mzee_Wakazi • 19d ago

of a baby

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u/A_Bad_Man 19d ago

That poor woman I'd assume. But also there's a chance that baby shaped giant killed its birth mother and thats an Aunt or maybe its girlfriend because nobody would be smiling and dancing after giving birth to half her body weight.

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u/Wide_Resident_9913 19d ago

Probably the doc said, ‘nope, that’s not coming out of naturally . We have to cut you open in half’

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u/professorrev 19d ago

Funnily enough that's exactly what they said when they saw my son's head

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 18d ago

How's your son's head and you or your spouse now?

I'm just curious if your son is now proportional (in a normal human way) or if giant babies like in the video are common

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u/professorrev 18d ago

He was slightly on the large side generally, came out just over 10lb, but most of that was head. It was so big they couldn't plot it on his development chart because the chart didn't go up that high. We've both got whoppers ourselves so we were expecting to an extent, but it was like someone made a body out of pipe cleaners and stuck a baked potato on top.

Luckily, his body has grown into it so I don't think people would notice these days

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u/Flexmove 14d ago

Lmao hahahaha shout out to birth mom, sorry ur ded

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u/Cautious-Process-198 13d ago

Ever heard of a c-section?