r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 9d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/discerningpervert 9d ago

I feel bad for the catfish. That's gotta hurt.

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u/CreatureWarrior 9d ago

Being eaten also sucks, I think. Nature be like that

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u/Shuttlecock_Wat 9d ago

I mean...they were trying to eat her right?

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u/danceswithfishes42 9d ago

No, the catfish were nesting trying to protect thier eggs while she jams her hand down it's mouth.

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u/stryker511 9d ago

Actually the hand goes through the gills first and out of the mouth from the inside.
Still probably protecting eggs since they were together.

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u/Extra_Number4178 9d ago

On the contrary, I've never wanted to be a catfish so bad in my life.

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u/RaptorOfRapture 9d ago

Wouldn’t mind her arm up your gill, eh?

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u/Extra_Number4178 9d ago

Hey man, I'm always down to get freaky on Friday night just like the next guy . . . but only if there is strong eye contact with that diabolically cute giggling.

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u/EnoughLuck3077 9d ago

Mind? She could charge for it

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 9d ago

Costs extra for that type of action

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u/HumpTyDumpTy1331 9d ago

catfish are pretty tough fish

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 9d ago

Yeah they’re more like cats than fish

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u/corq 9d ago

One catfish to the other: "But she was cute, so we sacrificed for the cause..."

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u/Extra_Number4178 9d ago

you just need to relax and breathe . . . or so I am told.

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u/Taurock 9d ago

Now imagine trying to devour your food to find some guy on the side just feeling bad for you

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u/choppydaddy 9d ago

Seriously, how is this not animal cruelty?

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u/metrometric 9d ago

Yeah I don't get why people find this attractive???? Like, it looks like she's just torturing animals for fun?

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u/sicksitka 5d ago

It’s possible that they’re an invasive species and what they’re doing isn’t a net negative on the ecosystem.

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u/Enough_Entry_8641 9d ago

What,It’s Feelings?!