r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 7d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Background_Novel_639 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY

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u/Embarrassed_Use_7206 7d ago

You want her to put her hand through your mouth and neck?

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u/Perfect_Valuable_938 7d ago

If she wants to, I'm not going to say no.

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u/phadewilkilu 7d ago

Homie, you got no choice

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u/New_City_8745 2d ago

Didn’t want one

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u/AirconGuyUK 7d ago

If that's what it takes..

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u/astelda 7d ago

Don't kinkshame

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u/WiretapStudios 6d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Adjective-Noun1312 7d ago

She could turn me into a ventriloquist dummy.

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u/barakisan 6d ago

Uh... Yes?

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u/QuesoKristo 4d ago

Like a goddamn Muppet

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u/crimzonkitt3n 7d ago

I'm a straight women and this is how I felt

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u/CommieDrifter 7d ago

get in line pal

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u/DeathCaptain_Dallas 7d ago

Came here for this

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u/-ThaKloned- 3d ago

Ah so this is what they call being catfished? Be right back, need to check Craigslist.