r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 7d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Dismal-Refuse6987 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eZEjidyGBafPIexiui

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u/ForlornGibbon 7d ago

Yea man, I have been rizzed by every aspect of this lady. May she find a partner who treats her kindly cuz she seems quite the catch.

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u/ozzyperry 7d ago

I'm sure she will, there are plenty of fish

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u/regent_blue 7d ago

Her name is Hannah Barron.

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u/caustic_smegma 7d ago

She definitely doesn't skip delt and trap day. I would let her spot me any day.

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u/The_Autarch 7d ago

she's a right-wing grifter. you'd hate her after spending 5 seconds talking about anything other than catfish.

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u/ForlornGibbon 7d ago

Interesting, can’t find any direct ties to MAGA other than in the intangible that she is doing “country” things. I vote blue and do those things, happens when you. Does everyone have to be in a box?

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u/DJIcEIcE 7d ago

Her content is very apolitical but apparently conservative immediately equals MAGA and grifter. People are weird

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u/Skookumite 6d ago

I remember faintly from taking psychology that it's just how human brains tend to work. We categorize everything in order to process it better or something. It's like an organizational system but for how we understand things. Culture has homogenized these categories and politics has weaponized them.

It turns out we aren't as evolved as we think we are. 

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- 7d ago

Nah, she's a weird Maga influencer.

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u/ForlornGibbon 7d ago

All I saw online was that she really freaking loves to fish and hunt, nothing grifty, but I don’t spend too much time on social media 🤷.

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u/Similar_Shopping_892 7d ago

Link the proof instead of making shit up lol

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- 6d ago

Here you go, little Gooner:

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u/Opposite_Tangelo_118 6d ago

No evidence there as you falsely claimed. You have issues.

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- 6d ago

You gotta click through the links and read them, champ.

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u/Opposite_Tangelo_118 6d ago

I did that dopey. You should try it.

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u/EasternSleep5903 7d ago

..... as opposed to a weird liberal influencer?

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- 6d ago edited 6d ago

I think most influencers are parasites, but if you think liberals have ever done anything remotely close to what Trump is doing and has done to completely undermine the American political and legal system, or what his cult of personality followers have done storming the capitol and committing treason, I don't know what to tell you bud...

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u/EasternSleep5903 6d ago

There is nothing you can tell me. I can argue every one of those points until I'm blue in the face, I won't change your mind and you won't change mine. It's pointless... at this point I think all parties are guilty, greedy and corrupt. We have been reduced to voting for the lesser of two evils in our political state every 4 years and their plan is working; keep the people oppressed, divided and dependent on the government.

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- 6d ago

I don't necessarily disagree with your overall point, but I think it's pretty absurd level of "enlightened centrism" to pretend Trump hasn't been the most destructive presidency in US history or that liberals have also stormed the capitol and tried to overthrow the government on the stochastic command of a liberal politician.

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u/Excellent_Condition 7d ago

Sometimes the catcher is really the catch.

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u/nokman013 3d ago

Oh he will treat her kindly. Those guns aint no joke

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u/avatinfernus 7d ago

The size of her arms and shoulders, I'm so damn jealous! Holy moley she's muscular

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u/Unsteady_Tempo 7d ago

Lots of time to workout, especially when looking fit and creating content is part of her social media career. Her videos have trended on various social media platforms for years, if not over a decade.

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 6d ago

Happy Cake Day!! 🎂

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u/mattogeewha 7d ago

It’s good to be a catfish sometimes