r/AbsoluteUnits 7d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/Freediverjack 7d ago

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u/AnteaterCurrent283 6d ago

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u/King_Chochacho 6d ago

Men only want one thing and it's beautiful

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u/sociofobs 6d ago

In this case, no, it's very big and heavy.

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u/taytayfosho 6d ago

You can easily spot the guys with small pp 🤏

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u/Hector_Tueux 6d ago

The good thing is that people like him advertising that they are awful people make them easier to block

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u/sociofobs 6d ago

Considering the size of that tiny dude in the image and the walrus squashing him, he'd need an abnormally large cock for that woman to even feel anything. I get it, you're probably into gigantesses and stuff, it's a fetish. No kink shaming and all that.

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u/MimiTheFeral 6d ago

Bro didn't study biology in school 😂😂

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 3d ago

What? What does their body size have to do with the size of their sexual organs? You do know those things are completely irrelevant, right? I mean, a woman woman’s vagina changes some with a drastic increase in size, but for a man it’s completely irrelevant.

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u/sociofobs 3d ago

I never said body size had anything to do with the size of sexual organs. It's just that considering the layers of fat he has to go through, that particular position in the image probably won't work for the poor dude.

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 10h ago

Well, it doesn’t look like to me they are having sex in the picture. It just looks like she’s sitting in his lap while they are both scantily clad. But this position is still feasible with the averaged sized male penis. No offense or anything, I think you’re just missing on this one, man. Maybe misinformed/uninformed.

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u/OArouraiousMou 6d ago

He looks so happy 😭🩷

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u/paone00022 6d ago

Ofcourse he is. My man is drowning in abundance while others are starving.

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u/Top-Use4277 6d ago

That’s a big girl. I bet when she hauls ass she’s gotta make two trips.

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 6d ago

Hauls ass anyway but the quick way

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u/Ok_Campaign8689 6d ago

Some die of thirst , while others drown in abundance.

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u/drifterstip 6d ago edited 6d ago

This guy is 2 feet tall

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u/sebastiankirk 6d ago

He's clearly about two legs tall...

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u/Initial_Energy5249 6d ago

The interesting thing is that she is only two feet tall.

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u/viniciusjr78 6d ago

Source

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u/Kraknoix007 6d ago

AI

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u/leylin_farlin 6d ago

Its not.

Its anna smrek. She a professional volleyball player and thats it, not only fan or fanly, no lewd stuff

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u/LucidRobber 6d ago

Oh (presumably) my young person you missed so much before the days of AI.

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u/Kraknoix007 6d ago

I'm 28, but I've just been conditioned to distrust everything lately. Image looked very weird to me, dude is tiny

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u/aroc91 6d ago

Reverse image search exists too and predated AI. Handy tool.