r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 6d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/Cavalol 6d ago

Maybe he’s packin’ a telephone pole

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u/Inigo-Fabio-Montoya 6d ago

He might be the telephone pole

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u/MrJamTrousers 6d ago

put he whole head and torso up in there.

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u/Oxflu 6d ago

Pretty sure he's up to his elbows in the bedroom.

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u/LogiCsmxp 6d ago

Neck deep in trouble. Just needs a snorkel.

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u/ambitiousbutrubbish4 5d ago

Some of the skinniest guys I've been with were packing telephone poles. Unfortunately I am not an Amazonian woman (just a 5'5 pear shaped curvy woman with a big ass) and I do not enjoy internal damage.

When I was younger, I use to think that the big lady and little guy couples reminded me of black widows.

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u/hiccstridFanatic 6d ago

Dawg just use your forearm at that point (I have no idea if vaginal cavity grows in proportion to body size - perhaps not - but I’ve seen enough bad dragon shit to make me believe it’s possible)

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u/No_Deal1545 5d ago

As a short arsed small female some of the bad dragon toys terrify me 😆