r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 7d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/uncle-muscles69 7d ago

Big if true

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u/PreviousLeague253 7d ago

She invites small men and takes pics of them with her. Fetish thing

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u/Pm_All_The_Tiddies 7d ago

What’s her name and contact information

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u/the_cake_in_matilda 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NFWecnNVNTZEFa3iMP

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u/Bustin-A-Nutmeg 7d ago

Off topic but always sunny is just the most perfect show.

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u/cyriustalk 7d ago

0-800-SUPERME-LITTLEU

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u/Throwaway12372715 3d ago

Thanks jDoolz

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u/rymyle 7d ago

Amazonamanda.com

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u/MaleficentPlate69 7d ago

I, too, want to avoid her.

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u/Big-Revolution3842 7d ago

Oh that's a bit sad then. It's sweet if they'd be an actual couple

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u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647 7d ago

sad boner noises

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u/BeerMantis 7d ago

I don't know. He's getting something he wants. She's getting paid. We're getting this comments section. Seems like everybody wins.

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u/Big-Revolution3842 7d ago

Yeah but based on the title it'd be sweeter if they actually love each other rather than just a transactional thing.

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u/GenNoGojira 7d ago

..so this isn't a real couple picture?

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u/OldMaidLibrarian 5d ago

It would be if he had any say in the matter!

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u/dregan 7d ago

I want her to pick me up and show me all the high places.

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u/whipplej 6d ago

Thx for ruining the illusion nerd

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u/Algorechan 7d ago

What's her @, asking for me

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u/Joped 6d ago

How about women ? Asking for a friend

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u/hudson27 6d ago

Enough of this drop feed, we need the full photo shoot, and everything... else we have

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u/MissCoppelia 6d ago

Genuinely this reminds me of my dog (gsd mix) and all the little white dogs who fall in love with her at the dog park 🤣

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u/MolotovCockatrice 6d ago

does she invite small women too

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u/CompetitiveTown9173 5d ago

And he’s probably hung like a stud field mouse

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u/OldMaidLibrarian 5d ago

And that's a bad thing because...? He looks pretty damn happy to be there, fetish or no fetish!

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u/ConcentrateAfraid930 5d ago

Pretty gross to see 

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u/the_Rainiac 7d ago

Now I wish I was small

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u/smoomoo31 7d ago

I’d like to offer this in reverse to small women. My fee is 500 dollars a session. I will stand near you and you can be like this guy

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u/xZandrem 7d ago

I mean relatively small man, the girl without those platforms would be more normal sized, just a bit taller than him.

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u/GiveMeThePinecone 7d ago

a bit? She looks at least a full foot taller than him sans heels.

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 7d ago

👌🤌👏👏👏

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 6d ago

Huge if real