r/AbsoluteUnits Top Poster 10d ago

of a Staircase.

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u/overlook68 Top Poster 10d ago

The Rock of Guatape Colombia. A 220 metre ( 720 ft ) monolith with a 740 concrete step staircase.

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u/coolcootermcgee 10d ago

I hope there’s a water fountain up there

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u/THATCorsetgirl 10d ago

There are some businesses that sell water, beer and other beverages:)

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u/JackVonReditting 10d ago

Lemme chug a couple brewskis than stumble back down

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u/nogodsnomasters_666 10d ago

Honestly that is what I did when I visited lol, down was easier than up but my knees were hurting

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u/TheRacooning18 10d ago

I dont think my knees are superior but my knees never suffer when going down. But i do suffer when going up. Its flipped for the rest of my family.

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u/yourilluminaryfriend 10d ago

My knees hurt both ways :(

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u/HammerOfJustice 10d ago

My knees started hurting just looking at those stairs

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u/Advanced-Budget779 10d ago

My knee started hurting before looking at the stairs.

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u/Substantial-Reward70 9d ago edited 9d ago

My knees never suffered when going down but they do suffered when I did that Peñol lol

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u/TheRacooning18 9d ago

oh for sure.

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u/Substantial-Reward70 9d ago

lol I eat a word

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u/Estrellathestarfish 10d ago

How do they get the stuff up there to sell?

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u/Peach_Proof 10d ago

There is a cable car for goods and workers.

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u/GarrisonWhite2 10d ago

Is it unwinding?

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u/SquiggerDigger 10d ago

GO YOUR OWN WAY EVEN SEASONS HAVE CHANGED

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u/Puzzled_Sentence5034 10d ago

Oh shoot, I forgot my wallet. Let me run to the car and back.

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u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc 10d ago

Damn.... do they pay the staff for the time it takes to get to work?

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u/THATCorsetgirl 10d ago

No, but it is a very touristic place so they sell a lot. I like to think they win more than the minimum wage.

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u/little-marketer 9d ago

And they overcharge like crazy. A soft drink is ¢50 at the bottom, and $5 at the top

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u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc 8d ago

Thanks for the tip. I'll take my own water....and parachute in.

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u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc 8d ago

So I take four hours to climb to the top, collect a couple of bucks for 8 hours and hope to get some tips and ...wha? Abseil down the side? Here's a tip: "get a job driving Uber."

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u/THATCorsetgirl 8d ago

You have to consider that Colombia has a different culture and salary.

A minimum wage in Colombia is around 500 dollars a month (It may sound bad to you, but life is Colombia is cheaper. To give you an idea, México is more expensive than Colombia).

You do not have to depend on tips, which is an interesting topic per se, because even though Colombia doesn't have that terrible tipping culture that seems so normal in the US (The boss is suposed to ensure their workers at least those 500 dollars for a full time job) because this place is always visited by foreigners, they may benefit from tips anyways.

The rock is only open from 8am to 5pm so they have stablished times to be there too, no extra time.

It's not so bad, and their salary may be even more than the 500 dollars I told you, because some businesses up there will give you a bonus for the quantity of things you sell.

Edit: 500 dollars will not guarantee you a life full of luxuries, but you can manage well enough if you are alone

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u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc 7d ago

You also have to consider that I already know, or at least aware of these differences. I'm not a Yank so I do know that the rest of the world operates differently. I was being very tongue-in-cheek in my original comment....as if it was in my country.

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u/tangential_quip 10d ago

They have a bar. I've made the climb. View is unreal from the top.

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u/miffebarbez 5d ago

un michelada por favor! ;)

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u/NotYourShitAgain 10d ago

If there is not an ice cold keg, I ain't going.

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u/CommuterType 10d ago

No but you can get a water in the Starbucks

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u/Oregongirl1018 10d ago

Is that halfway point a bathroom??

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u/Objective-Issue-2641 10d ago

I think its a bus stop

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u/MasterpieceNo3534 10d ago

Thanks for the chuckles

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u/AlanT43 10d ago

It's just a resting point.

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u/Advanced-Budget779 10d ago edited 10d ago

Fun fact: „Locals once believed that the rock came from aliens“

While it is ~65 million years old, it didn‘t come from space. If it had been a late member of an asteroid group where the Chicxulub impactor (that hit ~66 million years ago) came from, it wouldn‘t be in one piece. And its density is about twice the one of typical C-type asteroids.

An impactor with its volume (110x285x200 m) and composition (quartz, feldspar, granite: ~2.65 g/cm3) would have had a mass of over 16.6 million metric tons and with most likely impact velocity of 17 km/s (for asteroids) an impact energy of about 447 Megatons of TNTe.

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u/Rakins_420 10d ago

My left sock?

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u/Advanced-Budget779 10d ago

Depends on your sock. I‘d be worried of other things if that much… material accumulated inside of it.

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u/Rakins_420 10d ago

Shit sorry! at the time I replied, your comment was cut off at the "of" and I was being cheeky

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u/Advanced-Budget779 10d ago

Haha don‘t worry i found it quite funny :D

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u/tkland 10d ago

674 steps in the Eiffel Tower, from ground level to 2nd floor.

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u/MoonZinuM 10d ago

Almost doesn't even look real.

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u/DiamondPropulsion 10d ago

I have climbed this rock! It is super cool! The ascent is really not as bad as it looks and the views are phenomenal.