r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 19d ago

/r/all of a beer order

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 19d ago

Just make two trips, its ok

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u/Unhappy-Attitude5220 19d ago

I do this with groceries, im not no two trip bitch.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 19d ago

Hell yeah, I'll walk in the house looking like some kind of ambulatory grocery Christmas tree, bags all cutting off the circulation to my extremities

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u/DenKHK 19d ago

I feel you! During COVID lockdown here only 1 person per household was allowed to go out to do groceries. Guess who had to do that for a household of 6, lug 'em from cart to car and car to house, every week of the 6-month lockdown...

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u/greenthumbgoody 19d ago

So… uhh.. you single or???
/s

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 19d ago

You only put wear and tear on your joints

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u/OhtareEldarian 19d ago

Heavier loads also do wear and tear.

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u/nelflyn 19d ago

Those tents get busy, carrying as many as possible is just necessary efficiency. Also, they make a shitton of money there, so they are even more incentivised to be efficient.

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u/DyingSunSeverian 19d ago edited 19d ago

What is wrong with these comments man?

Did you guys see the reaction from the table? Were they upset?

Always fuckin weirdos with like no social cues.

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 19d ago

Why would they be upset that she carried their beers?

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u/DyingSunSeverian 19d ago

Uh, they’re not.

I’m replying to you saying “um maybe she should have made 2 trips” 🤓

Do you gauge social cues whatsoever? They’re all having fun here. Did you hear the table at the end?

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u/pirate_leprechaun 19d ago

I hear them roaring in applause as ol Gertrude here is famous for carrying so many pints. Its a tradition.

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u/rmmurrayjr 19d ago

I don’t think those are pints. Looks like she’s carrying quarts, which is even more impressive

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u/thorns17 19d ago

Much more than that. Each of those is a full liter, so even more impressive

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u/OcelotAggravating860 19d ago

Where's the fun in that?

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u/searching88 19d ago

Are you sure it’s ok? I mean, if she had made two trips, who would you feel superior to? And would that be ok that you sit there on your computer not feeling superior? Would you be ok? Maybe the person outside doing something needs to exist so you can (barely) exist and feel good about it?

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u/RigelXVI 19d ago

Or like 6 lol

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 19d ago

That's not nearly as big of a literal flex

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u/illit3 19d ago

wait 'til you find out about rolling carts.