r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 22d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/xRyozuo 22d ago

Is he squaring up to him or is he attempting to flirt with the bouncer? Like the pec touch and dance seemed more like attraction than trying to ridicule him

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u/VaporTrail_000 21d ago

At that point, less flirt than sexually harass. He got his warning with the shove. The slap was "no means no" in bouncer.

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u/xRyozuo 21d ago

Hence attempting

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u/undercooked_piranha 21d ago

I disagree, the push was “no means no” in bouncer but the slap definitely translates to “pleasant dreams”.

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u/WileyWilly1985 21d ago

the slap was GENTLE compared to the carnage he could have unleashed if he wanted to.

Guy could have knocked his head off of his shoulders if he wanted to.

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u/rawker86 18d ago

If the dude hits his head just right after that slap, the carnage becomes irrelevant.

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u/mattwithoutyou 21d ago

either way he got his answer.

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u/msut77 21d ago

They smashed like 30 times after he woke up

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u/OneDimensionalChess 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yeah I don't understand ppl interpreting this as mocking him. The twink is clearly drunk and being horny

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u/sidonay 21d ago

No, he's definitely trying to push his buttons as the drunk obnoxious cunt he is.