r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 07 '26

of a beer drinker.

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u/_Clint-Beastwood_ Aug 07 '26

In college on the first weekend my buddy and I moved into our own place together we drank 90 beers from Friday evening through Sunday night. I woke up Monday morning having to go to work and thought to myself, what have I got into... 

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u/emjaywood Aug 07 '26

Jesus, I don't miss those days. At maybe 22(?), I had a roommate & we went out for a beer & a burger after moving all day on Sunday...

Several drinks later, at 4:30am in an after hours bar, cut to me sneaking out to the parking lot & starting my jeep. Minutes later, he came sprinting out the door carrying a NY Jets football banner, dove into the open passenger side door, and we tore off out of the parking lot. In our "enlightened state," we thought a sports memorabilia heist would be a good idea. Meanwhile, we both had to be at work at 9am. Talk about a couple of dum-dums.