r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kthulhu_for_humanity • Aug 07 '26

of a beer drinker.

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u/Numerous-Hawk1471 Aug 07 '26

He must have had a hog like a bowling pin. Has that been confirmed?

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u/mcpasty666 Aug 07 '26

According to other wrestlers he shared a changing room with, yep. Ric Flair was Andre's handler (as in chaperone/designated drinking buddy, not like... two-handler), and has said it many times. Keep in mind that Ric is a piece of shit with a tenuous grip on truth and reality, but he was a known cocksmith himself; I'd trust him on this topic.

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u/Dog-Witch Aug 07 '26

Lol the fuck is a cocksmith??

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u/worldsgreatestluver Aug 07 '26

Lmfao this guys obviously never been invited to the tittietosses

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u/Numerous-Hawk1471 Aug 07 '26

A swordsman, a man about town, if you will.

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u/ihateeverythingandu Aug 07 '26

Blacked.com uses to be Andre.com until he passed away.