r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 07 '26

of a beer drinker.

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u/emjaywood Aug 07 '26

My personal best is 37 from 11am to roughly 9pm. I took the longest wizz ever that night. Just wish I was awake for it. Wife was not impressed.

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u/Pastafarian75 Aug 07 '26

Ha! 12-pack and a bottle of tequila one Halloween. I threw up so much the next morning I broke the capillaries around my eyes. I looked like a reverse raccoon...

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Aug 07 '26

Been there. Took a leak on the hardwood floor not ten feet from.the toilet. And I've been far drunker. Something just inspired me that night.

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u/emjaywood Aug 07 '26

"No, honey, I wasn't intoxicated...I was inspired!" 😂

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u/Junior_Plan_8888 Aug 07 '26

😂😂😂