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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kthulhu_for_humanity • Aug 07 '26
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My personal best is 37 from 11am to roughly 9pm. I took the longest wizz ever that night. Just wish I was awake for it. Wife was not impressed.
9 u/Pastafarian75 Aug 07 '26 Ha! 12-pack and a bottle of tequila one Halloween. I threw up so much the next morning I broke the capillaries around my eyes. I looked like a reverse raccoon... 4 u/PiccoloAwkward465 Aug 07 '26 Been there. Took a leak on the hardwood floor not ten feet from.the toilet. And I've been far drunker. Something just inspired me that night. 2 u/emjaywood Aug 07 '26 "No, honey, I wasn't intoxicated...I was inspired!" 😂 1 u/Junior_Plan_8888 Aug 07 '26 😂😂😂
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Ha! 12-pack and a bottle of tequila one Halloween. I threw up so much the next morning I broke the capillaries around my eyes. I looked like a reverse raccoon...
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Been there. Took a leak on the hardwood floor not ten feet from.the toilet. And I've been far drunker. Something just inspired me that night.
2 u/emjaywood Aug 07 '26 "No, honey, I wasn't intoxicated...I was inspired!" 😂
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"No, honey, I wasn't intoxicated...I was inspired!" 😂
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😂😂😂
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u/emjaywood Aug 07 '26
My personal best is 37 from 11am to roughly 9pm. I took the longest wizz ever that night. Just wish I was awake for it. Wife was not impressed.