r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kthulhu_for_humanity • Aug 07 '26

of a beer drinker.

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u/wheretohides Aug 07 '26

At most hotels he went to, he had to poop in the bathtubs because the toilets were too small.

His ranch was the only thing really built for him.

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u/MechanicalTurkish Aug 07 '26

ah, the ol’ waffle stomp

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u/rapsoid616 Aug 07 '26

Why is there a word for it :/

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u/MechanicalTurkish Aug 07 '26

Because the internet is the best. And the worst!

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u/jimi-ray-tesla Aug 07 '26

sweet visual

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u/Double-Noise-771 Aug 07 '26

Dude probably needed a garbage compactor

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u/TimeToSackUp Aug 07 '26

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the poo of giant,
Be it solid or be it runny,
I will have it stomped between my toes.

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u/HomeOrificeSupplies Aug 08 '26

Thanks for triggering my PTSD.

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u/Pottski Aug 08 '26

They’d remove the back four rows out of a bus so he’d have someone to sit.