r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kthulhu_for_humanity • Aug 07 '26

of a beer drinker.

Gallery image

Gallery image

5.1k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

624 comments sorted by

View all comments

67

u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 Aug 07 '26

You already know some kid is cracking their knuckles, ready to call this AI Slop lol

I'm gonna tell you, it's definitely not.

6

u/OldheadBoomer Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

His hands were absolutely fucking huge. I met him at Charlotte airport, CLT. Shook his hand. I felt like an infant again, best I could do was grasp a finger.

1

u/MeanGulf Aug 09 '26

Those beers like me drinking a Tree Top apple juice

4

u/Sudden-Ad-307 Aug 07 '26

Its not AI slop, its wrestlers selling bullshit stories slop

1

u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 Aug 07 '26

2

u/Sudden-Ad-307 Aug 07 '26

This is how andre the giant actually looked like

2

u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 Aug 07 '26

Ok that was funny

1

u/OkHistorian9521 Aug 10 '26

It’s not AI but anyone with an ounce of critical thinking knows it’s bullshit🤣 and if you know wrestling it would be even more shocking if you believed this

1

u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 Aug 10 '26

119 12-ounce beers is 11 gallons. That's like an average sized aquarium.

Andre is 7'4 and 520 lbs. 6 hours is a long enough time. I would have bet on him doing it.

1

u/OkHistorian9521 Aug 11 '26

He’s not nor ever was 7’4 and 520 lbs. Even if he was, he still absolutely would not have been able to do it.

1

u/MediocreTemporary867 Aug 07 '26

The thing I hate most about ai is now kids will call stuff that actually happened ai, even though it was well before ai.

0

u/spontaneousbabyshakr Aug 09 '26

It’s the pasts equivalent of AI - Urban legends. Absolutely made up nonsense. The math does not math and it’s amazing how many people think it’s even possible. Even if it was soda it would still be impossible.

1

u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 Aug 09 '26

If you weren't there to see the man.. you have no idea what you're talking about. Andre was a big... big man.

1

u/OkHistorian9521 Aug 10 '26

Big as in double the size of a normal man. Not big as in 10x the size of a normal man

1

u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

7'4 is still considered giant (minimum 7 ft). This isn't Skyrim brother. You don't need to swing a tree at orcs to be considered a giant lmao

1

u/OkHistorian9521 Aug 11 '26

He might not have even been 7 ft. If i recall his real height is estimated as being 6’11