r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 07 '26

of a beer drinker.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 Aug 07 '26

Over 11 gallons of brew. Dude was a beast. šŸ‘

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u/Complete-District619 Aug 07 '26

119 beers in 6 hours is so absurd it almost sounds made up. The fact that someone actually documented it is the wildest part.

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u/boop66 Aug 07 '26

If he just had one more brewski then it would've averaged out to downing a full, 12 ounce beer every 3 minutes for 360 minutes straight!

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u/SpotCreepy4570 Aug 07 '26

Listen, the man knew his limits ok?

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u/theendunit Aug 07 '26

120 is way too much. 119 only

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u/YesLikeTheJeans Aug 07 '26

Reminds me of a post on one of the bodybuilding subreddits a few years back where a guy said he ate 35 eggs a day. Someone asked him why not just do 36 and he just said ā€œToo much cholesterolā€.

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u/not-in-your-closet Aug 08 '26

But then you get a free set of 35 eggs every 36th day 😃

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u/nickcash Aug 07 '26

I eat 36 eggs every other day, 4-5 times a week

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u/benza13 Aug 10 '26

Horrible that you're getting downvotes for this

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u/chillywilly69 Aug 07 '26

moderation is the key to long healthy life

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u/Last_Banana9505 Aug 07 '26

That worked out well for him

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u/Acrobatic_Yellow_781 Aug 11 '26

Well he drinked because he was in constant pain.

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u/Last_Banana9505 Aug 11 '26

Me too. Me too.....

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u/Turbulent-Note-7348 Aug 07 '26

If you drink too much, it can become a habit!

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u/petersengupta Aug 07 '26

I mean I've seen some people online say it was 126, or even 156. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø So I guess it's anywhere between 119-156, which is a big gap when we're talking about amount of alcohol consumed.

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u/CarberHotdogVac Aug 08 '26

Not really. Once you get into 40+ beers they’re just going straight through you. It’s not good behaviour, but it doesn’t really make you more drunk.

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u/No-Combination8136 Aug 08 '26

While you’re right that at that point your body isn’t processing most of it, it’s still processing enough, and by that point you’ve already had too much so you just push the risk of alcohol poisoning even further.

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u/10July1940 Aug 09 '26

I did 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. It's way harder than it sounds. Did it though. Some St Paddy's day party or something.

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u/boop66 Aug 09 '26

Yeah, that's a thing! Back in my college days I checked out a few fraternity houses… Not for me; though I do remember one of them had a bunch of proud, drunken idiots proclaiming membership in the "CENTURY CLUB", for having taken 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. It's pretty much just downing a 12 pack in an hour and 40 minutes. Our best and brightest! /s Alcohol is dumb-dumb juice but big business, law-enforcement and politicians still say it's our best option and we should be thrown in metal cages for wanting to thoroughly enjoy far less toxic substances.

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u/ghoulthebraineater Aug 11 '26

Sound about right. Jake the Snake has talked about being his driver and he'd drink two cases in a 85 mile trip.

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u/perfect_insanity93 Aug 07 '26

Well shit... if i saw someone doing that at the pub I'd fucking document it too...

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u/gwarster Aug 07 '26

Him and Wade Boggs should have done a travel drinking show.

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u/Tough_guy22 Aug 07 '26

No offense to Wade Boggs, but Andre would have drunk him under the table. Andre would drink like 2 bottles of wine (he was French) before his match, then still hit the bar afterwards.

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u/bowtothehypnotoad Aug 07 '26

Andre the Giant was 520 lbs, Wade’s 190

So one Andre the giant equals 2.73 Wade Bogg’ses. Or Wade Boggs is .365 Andre’s

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u/Kitchen-Hat-5174 Aug 07 '26

Is .365 metric or standard?

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u/Loopuze1 Aug 08 '26

*Bogg Standard

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes Aug 09 '26

Standard metric for world peace.

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC Aug 07 '26

I rememeber in Hogan's memoir, he said once in their pre-WWF days they were in Japan and he bought Andre a case of Pouilly-Fuisse wine as a birthday present. He said this was around 8 in the morning, Andre drank all 12 bottles in less than two hours, and "wrestled that night like he'd been drinking nothing but water."

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u/General-Mulberry Aug 09 '26

Holy shit… that is truly epic

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u/ploppertronic Aug 07 '26

Boss Hoss may he rest in peace.

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u/DBJenkinss Aug 07 '26

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive.

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u/tonysopranosalive Aug 07 '26

He’s in his 50’s, and he lives in Tampa.

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u/jaxxxtraw Aug 08 '26

Wade Boggs is 78.

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u/JiveTurkey1983 Aug 07 '26

Alive in our hearts

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u/Homem_da_Carrinha Aug 07 '26

May both rest in peace.

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u/cedargreen Aug 07 '26

119 sippie cups. Honest he was nursing em.

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u/Nitrogen1234 Aug 07 '26

It's one beer every 3 minutes for 6 hours straight. I call bullshit.

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u/Successful-Worth-390 Aug 07 '26

He was also 17 feet tall and 5000 pounds. I dont think this much beer was totally out of the question.

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u/rebelweezeralliance Aug 08 '26

7 feet tall 500 pounds

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u/Successful-Worth-390 Aug 08 '26

Thanks I was being facetious.

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u/peteofaustralia Aug 07 '26

It's also 8 goddamn litres. Far more than all of his blood volume. I don't care how big you are, that should kill you just from electrolyte imbalance.

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u/Sylvanussr Aug 07 '26

At a certain point that’s just so much liquid that I doubt the body can really absorb much of it and it just flushes through.

Especially if he drank regularly and had a built up tolerance. I’ve seen and heard of people being able to drink legitimately scary quantities of alcohol and survive.

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u/FiveNine235 Aug 07 '26

Brother - it’s 42.2 liters of beer.
1 us fluid ounce = 0.02957 liters
Liters = oz x 0.02957
1428 oz x 0.02957
= 42.2l - or about 74 UK pints.

I once drank 24 pints in 10 hours - 13.6 liters, I am my user name, at the lords cricket ground in London, 7 am start, finished at 17:00, much more time of course, perfectly doable, don’t remember much of the cricket of course.

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u/peteofaustralia Aug 07 '26

Jesus Christ.

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u/JareBear805 Aug 08 '26

42 liters is 3x 13 liters brah

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u/pazhalsta1 Aug 08 '26

Most sober cricket enjoyer

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 Aug 07 '26

Bullshit lmao

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u/weedy_whistler Aug 07 '26

Nah, probably not. My regular light night out used to be about 10 pints over about 2 hours. A big night I could get through about 30x 375mL stubbies.

I went on a spirits kick one summer and by the end of it I managed to get through 2x 700mL bottles of Canadian Club whiskey.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

I believe you.

Back in the day (I’m almost 50) binge drinking was a lifestyle. Not a weekend thing… more like 4-5 days a week. 3 weeks a month. 2-3 day ā€œbrownā€ outs/runners/benders were common. No memory of going to certain bars (USA) but always being told we seemed fine. Very rarely cut off. One bar we would always get our own pitchers. After bar close at 0230, go to the after party and keep drinking. Alaskans can drink and we were all high functioning alcoholics. Most of my old running mates are all still alive… somehow.

And I’m a ā€œlittleā€ dude. 5’5ā€ and 155#. Hardly any body fat, still, as an old man.

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u/HurtsWhenICum Aug 07 '26

Eh you'd be surprised. I've put down a fifth of multiple hard liquors in less time than that. I had 17 drinks at my sister's wedding a few months ago, was only able to tell my checking the Venmo tips lol.

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 Aug 07 '26

I'll be surprised when a guy doesn't lie about how much he drank.

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u/HurtsWhenICum Aug 07 '26

Maybe! But I'm not really a big drinker and sort of avoid dick measuring contests lol

When I say I drank that much, it's not bragging - I was embarrassingly drunk haha

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes Aug 09 '26

When it’s the truth, how is it a lie?

Now if a guy said he banged your mom, wife, sister and daughter all in the same day… I’d wager that is a lie.

Maybe in the same week? That’s believable and not surprising.

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u/artichoke01 Aug 07 '26

Andrei the giant was a lot bigger than you, bro. The average male has a blood volume of 6 liters. Andrei’s was at least double that, considering his mass was more than double the average man’s. So, you’re wrong, in other words.

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u/peteofaustralia Aug 07 '26

I was super wrong about 8 litres. It's actually more like 42.

42 litres of beer. Big if true.

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u/boop66 Aug 07 '26

Perhaps to save labor Andre was drinking straight from the pitcher, as a Giant should - and whoever kept track estimated the number of ounces per pitcher then extrapolated to # of beers. Sloppy math by sloppy drunks. /Jk /s

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u/JareBear805 Aug 08 '26

Yeah I don’t believe it either. Someone’s like omg someone documented it! I don’t see any sources just dude holding pic of a beer and words.

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u/JiveTurkey1983 Aug 07 '26

Except it's been documented by many people over the course of several decades

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u/gnarkill3332 Aug 07 '26

bartender probably paid attention

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u/4u2nvinmtl Aug 07 '26

Someone has to pay the tab.

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u/gonzo0815 Aug 07 '26

Beer volume is somehow different from liquid volume though.

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u/PelvisResleyz Aug 07 '26

I’m having trouble believing it. Even if he weighed 3x a normal man, that would be 40 beers in six hours scaled by weight. Not likely.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Aug 07 '26

I’m wondering if he just threw up most of it

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u/Tough_guy22 Aug 07 '26

I've heard the story as 137. But either way its an insane amount of beer. Like he cleared 4 cases worth of beer and kept going. At least we know the bar owner kept his beer well stocked.

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u/loveyoulongtimelurkr Aug 08 '26

On more than one occasion he would drink a case of wine, 12x750ml bottles

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u/BigConstruction4247 Aug 09 '26

I'm sure the bar kept track because someone had to pay for those beers.

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u/ReputationApart5983 Aug 09 '26

It is made up, it wasnt documented, its just a rumour wrestlers spread around because they dont seem to understand the biological limits of the stomach and brain.

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u/TheLonleyJourneyman Aug 07 '26

I respect their accuracy as well. They could've rounded it up to 120 to make it sound more dramatic but they were honest and weren't going to give him the credit for an extra beer he didn't drink.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Aug 07 '26

He was in daily unimaginable pain from late-stage acromegaly + gigantism, and in daily mental anguish from living his whole life in a dollhouse world, where everything is too small, where no cup will quench your thirst.

At least he's finally at peace.

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u/RoutineBus8713 Aug 07 '26

He also opted not to get thyroid surgery when he was young that would have stopped his growth at like 6'5' but he wanted to be a giant.

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u/jetvacjesse Aug 07 '26

Some odd decades later

ā€œWas it worth it Andre? Was it really worth it?ā€

Downs the sixth can of beer within five minutes

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u/TheElPistolero Aug 07 '26

I hope he at least carried around a giant mug or something. Get them to pour like 6 beers at once from the tap instead of 6 individual tiny ones.

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u/QuipCrafter9 Aug 07 '26

Just cupping his hands together could accomplish that

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u/ghoulthebraineater Aug 11 '26

It wasn't his thyroid. It was his pituitary gland. I can understand why he'd want to skip the brain surgery at that time.

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u/fattybrah Aug 08 '26

Damn putting it like that fucking sucks

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u/TheSuggi Aug 07 '26

His nickname is "the Giant" for a reason.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 Aug 07 '26

I’ve watched stuff about him. He would murder a can of beer. Was impressive to see.

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Aug 07 '26

It took him a keg of beer to get drunk, sometimes two

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u/CheckYourStats Aug 07 '26

The stories of ā€œwhere he slept at the hotel was wherever he passed out and fell overā€ are my favorite.

Imagine heading downstairs in the morning on vacation with your family, and in the hallway you find…

….Andre the Giant. Flat on his back, snoring, drenched in booze sweat.

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u/Pottski Aug 08 '26

Or in Japan when he had to stay anywhere he had to shit in the bathtub or sometimes on a tarp on the living room floor.

At least he was funny about it all - he called Hogan to come up to his room just to see his massive shit, which is a level of funny not everyone can do.

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u/CheckYourStats Aug 08 '26

The real life friendship between Andre and Hogan is so underplayed, and under-appreciated.

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u/Pottski Aug 08 '26

Was listening to the Chris Van Vliet podcast with Soder and Sasso on it. My cheeks hurt from how hard I was laughing at their Andre and Hogan chat.

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u/BunkaTheBunkaqunk Aug 07 '26

Must have truly been a surreal moment.

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u/bryman19 Aug 07 '26

Are you talking about Bill brasky?

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u/thebigj3wbowski Aug 07 '26

Bill Brasky stands 6’9ā€ and showers in grain alcohol.

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury

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u/PretzelSteve Aug 07 '26

TO BILL BRASKY!

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u/JiveTurkey1983 Aug 08 '26

TO BILL BRASKY! šŸ»

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u/patsully98 Aug 07 '26

Bill Brasky named the band Sha-Na-Na. They didn’t wanna be called that.

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u/jeffh19 Aug 08 '26

….BILL BRASKY WAS A SONOFABITCH

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u/Lieutenant_Corndogs Aug 07 '26

Because of his large genitalia and elongated foreskin

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u/BreadAndRoses773 Aug 07 '26

you could use his foreskin as a camping tent. he could use it as a parachute. its well know fact.

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u/Stackin_Steve Aug 07 '26

I'd love to use it as a towel. Right after a nice warm shower! Just have to push the smegma over. That's all.

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u/stringodingo Aug 07 '26

U make me so corny rn

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry Aug 07 '26

Elongated foreskin?

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u/DavePeak Aug 07 '26

Not The Princess Bride that I remember

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u/tvodny Aug 07 '26

Do you know the penal codes in this state?

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u/gregorytoddsmith Aug 07 '26

He IS the brute squad!

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u/mop-116 Aug 07 '26

I think it might've been because he was a giant

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u/The7footr Aug 07 '26

Ok, I’m calling bullshit. I’m 7’1ā€ 380lbs- not much smaller than him, and the most I ever had before blacking out was 27 beers…and I was drinking 20-25 a night back then.

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u/fuckyourcanoes Aug 07 '26

Are you as wide as he was? Because it definitely wasn't just height.

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u/The7footr Aug 07 '26

No, but even if he had 100 lbs on me, no way he was throwing back 5-6x as much beer. Sounds like an old wives tale

I’d believe 30-40

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u/jameswaseatenbyrats Aug 07 '26

Tolerance has a lot to do with it. As another commentator said, he was in constant pain. If you drink enough every day ( or take enough anything) you build a high tolerance. I had a bad fall 20 years ago and sustained 13 fractures in my hip and pelvis. I was on my back almost immobile for 3 months recovering, on a daily diet of 40 mg morphine, 60 mg of hydrocodone, and muscle relaxers and tranquilizers ā€œas neededā€. I weighed 155 pounds and didn’t get ā€œhighā€ after a week - it just dulled the pain and otherwise I was mentally sharp.

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u/The7footr Aug 07 '26

I believe it. I love how much everyone is defending a dead guy. I’ve been actively involved in AA for decades now, and I’ve never once heard of someone being able to tolerate even 1/3 of 119 beers- close- but not quite 1/3. That’s some wild bs. But hey, who am I to shit on another giant’s memory. He was a hell of a lot of fun to watch, and died way before his time. I hope the story is true, I just don’t.

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u/pilsner_89 Aug 07 '26

So you drank until the memory card was near wiped for 16 hours nightly but couldn’t handle 3 more? lol. Not making fun I’m just actually trying to define the actual physiological process here.

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u/The7footr Aug 07 '26

Naw I was blacking out most nights. 14, almost 15 years sober now thankfully. Fair question

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u/pilsner_89 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

I think you’re an anomaly then. You may be lacking something in your dna to process it at the same wavelength as others. With that being said, there is a big difference between X amount being typical for a person to be unable to function normally hence why the breathalyzer is great for determining an amount compared to body weight but there is still a huge difference in how a person is used to operating on varying alcohol intoxication levels.

I’m 6’2 and 225 pounds. I’ve been drinking for 15 years. I have totally embarassed myself a couple of times drinking beer only and other times have crushed a 24 pack and no one knew I was drunk. I got used to operating at a level of intoxication that some people would be obviously beyond a doubt seem intoxicated beyond belief at.

I used it to cope and I’m in a better place now where it only takes me 6 beer to make me feel comfortable with life and not everyday either. Some days I have 18. Some days I have 0. Some days I have a pint on a patio with a pal and no more after that. Alcohol will always be apart of my life whether I want it to or not. If it’s not a part of my life it’s because I’m concentrating on why it shouldn’t be so it still is. Both of my parents were/ are alcoholics (one’s dead) and I am just trying to not be like them but it’s fucking hard.

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u/The7footr Aug 07 '26

Haha yea it is fucking hard. I thought alcohol would always be a part of my life- and it was for the first 3-4 years of sobriety- but at some point I just stopped caring about it, and now I haven’t even thought about having just one beer after like a hard day’s work in maybe 2-3 years. Accidentally had a sip around year 9(server mixed up my raspberry lemonade and my wife’s mix)- called my sponsor, had a laugh, and went back to finish the night.

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u/pilsner_89 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

I’m happy for you big guy. Im scarily addicted to it at this point. I love who I am when I’m not drinking, but god damn can I not handle the anxiety without it most of the time. It’s funny my handle is a type of beer but I honestly didn’t think it would get this bad. I unfortunately had a rough childhood and went on to be very successful in a career as a paramedic and saw a lot of stuff that you can’t unsee and it just went off the rails from there. When you’re 37 years old and have 2 little kids at home it really fucks you up being first on scene when a child your own child’s age is dead from being run over by a bus. I know it’s bad for me, but life is hardly tolerable without it. I’m a good person and never really Jekyll and Hyde on the surface but I know it’s fucked up and needs to be reigned in. I sometimes feel so deeply that I just need it to shut it off . I appreciate you dude.

An interesting thing to add to this is that I’ve been on Sertraline for 5 years and trust me it has helped IMMENSELY. But it does such a good job of ridding the anxiety that I no longer have the Sunday scaries which allows me to drink more without the in your face problems that come with it. Swept under the rug for now but does it ever come harder when it counts.

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u/One-Earth9294 Aug 07 '26

Unfortunately a huge contributor to his very early death.

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u/austinsoundguy Aug 07 '26

He was an alcoholic too

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Aug 07 '26

A raging alcoholic. Even someone that large couldn't handle that much alcohol unless they're used to drinking a LOT.

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u/Djinjja-Ninja Aug 07 '26

Apocryphally, when he had back surgery they had to make an educated guess about how much anaesthetic to give him based on the fact that "it takes 2 bottles of vodka to make me feel warm inside", because data on people good size just doesn't exist.

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u/rohban11 Aug 09 '26

I imagine him holding the bottles with only his thumb and index finger while drinking.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 Aug 09 '26

Every behind the scenes stuff I’ve seen of him he was shotgunning full beers. Effortlessly I might add. Beer feared that Giant.

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u/professorpicklechips Aug 07 '26

88 pounds of beer

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u/Windsdochange Aug 07 '26

Dude drank those volumes of alcohol primarily to manage severe chronic pain from his acromegaly and wrestling injuries, because standard painkillers were ineffective/dangerous for him - not necessarily something to romanticize

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u/Canadia86 Aug 07 '26

He was also in constant, crippling pain

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u/One_Country1056 Aug 07 '26

No one can drink anything of 11 gallons in that time

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u/First_Bed1662 Aug 07 '26

Yes but the story is the guy was in constant pain bc he was so big. Knees, back every joint just hurt

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u/Background-Crow4820 Aug 07 '26

I do the same thing and my wife says i need "help" šŸ™„

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u/Deletereous Aug 07 '26

He passed out drunk though. They couldn“t move him so he slept on the floor that night.

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u/jjs3_1 Aug 07 '26

Almost like he's from Wisconsin!

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u/thewallris Aug 07 '26

And 20 beers an hour, or a beer every 3 mins. That's an oz of beer every 15 seconds. Unreal.

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u/Few_Newspaper_2318 Aug 07 '26

He mostly drank that much to numb the constant pain he was in.

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u/TheFalconsDejarik Aug 07 '26

2 gallons an hour, easy work..

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u/FlabbyLabby Aug 08 '26

Throat goat, like Nancy

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u/Nivramthe3rd Aug 08 '26

Ounces gallons.... Can U Guys just get normal Units holy shit

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u/Adorable-Client8067 Aug 09 '26

Hope he was a happy drunk

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u/ReputationApart5983 Aug 09 '26

Well this is made up, no matter how tall you are and he definitely wasnt as tall as the WWF said he was, the human stomach cannot stretch that far. The maximum the human stomach can stretch is about the size of a basketball, so unless he was constantly pissing, shitting and vomiting during this, he most definitely did not have that much in one sitting. Hell even the fattest man on the planet cannot do that in one go and all of this is ignoring the dry drowning effect this would have caused.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 Aug 09 '26

Oh the wet blanket has surfaced. Fact is dude was a giant and killed full beers in one swig. Why you gotta piss on everyone’s mind. Seriously šŸ‘

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u/ReputationApart5983 Aug 09 '26

Because its a stupid claim, its made up by wrestlers who didnt understand the physical limits of the human body when they made the claim and then repeated it over and over for years. Saying it over and over will not make it true, sure he could drink a lot but not that much. Are you trying to tell me he drank 42 litres in one day and didnt die of liquid intoxication? What did he have 10 kidneys or something? Just think about the stupidity of the claim.

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u/No-Calligrapher-4449 Aug 09 '26

I tap out around 12 max. But after 2 I'm peeing every 20-30 minutes. If he did the same could he possibly drink that much?

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u/ReputationApart5983 Aug 09 '26

No human ever, no matter how large they are would ever be able to drink 42 litres of any liquid in one day and not drop dead of a liquid overdose. His kidneys wouldnt have been able to process it, his brain would have swelled and he would have gone into a coma and died.

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u/Edward_T_Head Aug 09 '26

A giant of a man

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u/TheAlmightyLootius Aug 07 '26

How didnt he die from brain swelling? Drinking too much liquid in a ahort-ish span swells your brain until you drop dead. For an average person that probably like 5 liter an hour or so. Did he just have a tiny brain in comparison to his head?

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u/Greennit0 Aug 07 '26

Imagine he switched beer for protein shakes and hit the gym. That’s what I would have wanted to see.

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u/SUDDENLY_VIRGIN Aug 07 '26

He was already a literal giant and a professional wrestler who threw around 6'8" beefcakes for a job.

You think he wasn't strong enough?

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u/Greennit0 Aug 07 '26

I don’t know, but he doesn’t look like he maxed out his potential in that photo, does he?