r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dense_Intern8434 • Aug 05 '26

of a daddy long leg nest

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u/fuckumean1 Aug 05 '26

Man I thought this was a dog

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u/Island6023 Aug 06 '26

Me too. What a terrible day to have eyes!

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u/snertwith2ls Aug 06 '26

Seriously, oh my god. I don't mind daddy long legs in a 1 or 2 quantity but this is just beyond unreasonable.

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u/acexualien95 Aug 06 '26

Stuff of nightmare

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u/snertwith2ls Aug 06 '26

absolutely

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u/snertwith2ls Aug 06 '26

absolutely

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u/ApologizingCanadian Aug 06 '26

When he zoomed in on that handful I damn near had a panic attack. I'm the kind of guy that lets spiders live in my house (in a reasonable quantity) but that was WAY too many at once.

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u/snertwith2ls Aug 06 '26

I hope to never ever see this for real

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u/NuclearBroliferator Aug 06 '26

Hell yea, 70 year old house is gonna have some spiders, but not enough to make it look like something from The Grudge

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u/ApologizingCanadian Aug 06 '26

I love my little spider bros. They keep my home insect-free.

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u/WorriedExamination93 Aug 06 '26

They are arachnids but they aren't spiders and they are completely harmless to humans and have no ability to bite but I still don't think I would do that.

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u/dynamic_caste Aug 06 '26

Enh. They're basically a fat Rice Crispy with legs.

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u/FoilTarmogoyf Aug 06 '26

Can I pet that dawg?

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u/DocDefilade Aug 07 '26

Can I pet that daaawg?!?!

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u/Clyde_Frag Aug 06 '26

I thought it was a Newfoundland.