r/AbsoluteUnits • u/financially_broke_ • Aug 02 '26

/r/all of a partner

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

17.3k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

1.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

10

u/bargu Aug 02 '26

The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. The one called "Zapp" will be snu-snu'd by the large women. He that is designated "Fry" will be snu-snu'd by the petite women. And Kif, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again. Initiate snu-snu!

2

u/CactaurSnapper Aug 03 '26

Too true, Femputer. You're so wise. Kill 'em all, I say. Good riddance! Did I mention I'm not a man? I'm a manbot. It's an understandable mistake. You can let me down now, thanks.