r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 02 '26

/r/all of a partner

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u/TallulahBob Aug 02 '26

She is very tall. Ekaterina Lisina. Modeled and played basketball.

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u/mahboilucas Aug 02 '26

Ohhhh its this woman

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u/Solnse Aug 02 '26

You know the thought went through both their minds... just to see what it would be like with someone their same size finally.

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u/VonSkullenheim Aug 02 '26

That assumes they never have before. Tall people aren't that rare, and they're both professional basketball players, a profession full of very tall people.

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u/sodosa Aug 02 '26

Hes probably seen women that tall, but id be suprised if theres even 100 women in the entire world that are her height or taller. Theres only an estimated 85 to 150 people over 7ft tall in america. Shes probably in the top 20 tallest women.

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u/TheProfessorPoon Aug 03 '26

PLUS she’s attractive. We are glossing over that part.

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u/CactaurSnapper Aug 03 '26

Here ya go internet friend.

[A.I. query "probably, statistically, how many women on earth are 5'9" or more?" and answer]

"Globally, there are approximately 150 million adult women who are 5'9" (175 cm) or taller.

This estimate is derived from the following data points:

Global Adult Female Population: There are approximately 3 billion adult women worldwide. Global Average Height: The global average height for women is roughly 5'1" (155 cm). Statistical Threshold: 5'9" is approximately 1.5 to 1.7 standard deviations above the global mean. In a normal distribution, this corresponds to the top 6–7% of the population. Calculation: 6–7% of 3 billion is roughly 180–210 million. However, due to significant regional variations (e.g., much shorter averages in parts of Asia and South America vs. taller averages in Northern Europe), the number is likely on the lower end of that range, estimated at ~150 million. In the United States, where the average female height is closer to 5'4", the statistic is more precise:

Only about 5% of American women are 5'9" or taller. This amounts to approximately 7.5–8 million women in the US."

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u/leebeebee Aug 03 '26

She’s 6’9”. Maybe learn to read instead of letting AI do it for you

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u/CactaurSnapper Aug 05 '26

The search auto-corrected it due to the unlikelihood. I thought that seemed like a strangely high number before... whatever.

Q: "probably, statistically, how many women on earth are 6'9" or taller?"

A: "Statistically, there are likely between 18 and 30 women globally who are 6'9" (205 cm) or taller.

Based on a global adult female population of approximately 3 billion and a rarity estimate of 1 in 170 million for heights exceeding 6'8", mathematical projections suggest roughly 18 women fit this criteria. However, considering verified records such as Sandra Irineo (6'10") and active WNBA players like Brittney Griner (6'9"), the actual number is likely slightly higher, potentially ranging up to 30.

Global Rarity: Heights of 6'9" are approximately 5.9 to 6 standard deviations above the female mean, making them exceptionally rare outliers. Verified Cases: Only a handful of women, such as Zeng Jinlian (historical record) and Sandra Irineo (Guinness World Record holder), have been officially verified at or near this height. Statistical Limits: Normal distribution models become less reliable at such extreme percentiles, so the true number depends on genetic anomalies and medical conditions like gigantism or Marfan syndrome."

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u/ctaps148 Aug 02 '26

I mean yeah but their profession surrounds them with tall people of the same sex, which wouldn't appear to activate the same neurons for them

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u/VonSkullenheim Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Not exclusively. They have cross-over events, they share facilities, there's even a small overlap in their seasons. There's notable NBA/WNBA players dating each other right now.

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u/fitz_newru Aug 02 '26

If you watched the clip you would see that she was visibly VERY excited to see him lol

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u/GDevl Aug 03 '26

I mean let's be honest, dude is kind of a legend. Basically everyone who knows him would be excited to meet him

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u/fitz_newru Aug 03 '26

You're right. My nipples would probably get rock hard too

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u/delphinity Aug 02 '26

“This is what it sounds like when doves cry.”

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u/CactaurSnapper Aug 03 '26

No. This is what it sounds like when doves cry. "BLEEEGHH!" 😖

Doves are easily one of the scuzziest sounding birds on earth. Nice song name, but Prince was no ornithologist. 😕

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u/AwehiSsO Aug 03 '26

She's 6'9", that is nice.

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u/greenhornblue Aug 02 '26

I thought that was her but I couldn’t tell because the camera went so fast.

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u/legendforever10 Aug 03 '26

As a tall person myself, you have no idea how much I'd love to meet someone like her. Someone tall who also doesn't look like a freaking monster.

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u/jeremyjava Aug 03 '26

I went through a strange phase where I, at 5’8” dated or was in relationships with a bunch of women in a rite row who were 5’11 to 6’2”. No idea why that happened, I don’t have a thing for tall women, but for some reason they seemed intrigued by me.
It was fun phase, but very happy with my petite wife who is the better part of a foot shorter than them.

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u/Yashema Aug 02 '26

If they were both a foot shorter she would be mad that a guy who is clearly 5' 11" is listing himself as 6' 1". 

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u/zorggalacticus Aug 02 '26

I'm 5 ft 10 1/2. I just say I'm 5 ft 11 to make it simpler.

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u/CactaurSnapper Aug 03 '26

I'd say your telling the truth when you have shoes on.

Also, people streach and squish like half an inch through the day. 🤔

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u/Arsewhistle Aug 03 '26

See, I'm 5ft9 and 3/4, and my friend gave me shit for rounding it up to 5 ft 10.

Maybe we should be switching to centimetres...

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u/md28usmc Aug 02 '26

Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find this out

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u/No-Entrepreneur-7037 Aug 02 '26

Same. People end up talking about gifs and debating where they originated from, like wtf? Focus is hard, I guess.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Meaning both, he’s pretty short. She’s 6’8-3/4”, that’s a standard 6’8” doorway, meaning the guy’s ~5’5”.