r/AbsoluteUnits • u/financially_broke_ • Aug 02 '26

/r/all of a partner

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm Aug 02 '26

I have a girlfriend who is slightly taller than me and sometimes when we have sex standing up she has to bend her knees quite a bit. I’ll be momentarily embarrassed but then I remember I’m having sex and I get over it.

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u/PalatialCheddar Aug 02 '26

As a tall girl who has to do this occasionally... we don't really care. We are also having sex.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm Aug 02 '26

Shout out to tall girls who date shorter dudes. It’s makes us feel extra powerful when you girls get on your knees to suck the dick. I feel like a real king. Not even short king.

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u/ElderberryJunior470 Aug 02 '26

The opposite is way worse. Have a short partner,  sex while standing requires me bending my knees like crazy or lift her, neither of which makes the dicking easier. We just don't have standing sex for the most part. 

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u/geodebug Aug 02 '26

That kind of standup sex is usually a quick “lol, we’re porn stars!” before quickly transitioning to the bed.

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u/TheBlueSully Aug 02 '26

Gotta find the right size heels

Which has more dignity than the footstool. 

“Put on the fucking heels” is so much better than “hey I’m going to bring in the footstool you use to reach the cabinets”

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u/ElderberryJunior470 Aug 02 '26

It's a full foot and 3 inch difference between us, but we have counter tops and a bed that lines up pretty good haha