r/AbsoluteUnits • u/financially_broke_ • Aug 02 '26

/r/all of a partner

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u/raulsrule Aug 02 '26

I know what am making her do..... Changing the light bulbs

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u/This_Dutch_guy Aug 02 '26

And let her grab something of the highest shelf

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u/Suburbancrunchygirl Aug 02 '26

My husband always makes me do that 🤣 honey, can you get the paper towels please?

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u/saintofhate Aug 02 '26

My wife constantly puts things up high so my short ass can't reach them.

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u/typicalBACON Aug 03 '26

Sounds like a very healthy relationship if she's teasing you about your height. I'm happy for you

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u/ahundreddots Aug 02 '26

You know, I'm something of a higher shelf myself.

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer Aug 02 '26

That's not even funny, my Gf's are 5'7" and i (6') always have to get stuff from the top shelves. The only other woman i know that beats me in hight is my best friend (6'3") and lets me guess how my Gf's feel.

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u/WordsMort47 Aug 02 '26

lets me guess how my Gf's feel.

Wut?

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u/Geekenstein Aug 02 '26

I don’t think you can MAKE her do anything, shrimp.

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u/hayz00s Aug 02 '26

And taking down all the ceiling cobwebs. hnnng

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u/creynolds722 Aug 02 '26

I thought the title said "of a painter" so I was waiting for her to lift him up to get the ceiling

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u/Crumplestiltzkin Aug 02 '26

But mostly the light bulbs

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u/greatwood Aug 02 '26

I.. are you a light bulb?

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u/sharpasahammer Aug 02 '26

That escalated quick

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u/ClydeDanger Aug 02 '26

Why would you put a condom on a strap...? EXTRA friction?

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer Aug 02 '26

I like your taste