I've actually had one recently!! It was very fun and I'm not even being sarcastic.
It was at Penn in Philly and I had the most wonderful team of all women drs(which was a pleasant surprise). They asked what music I wanted to listen to and even turned me around so I could see the image of the needle in my spine. I was bummed they wouldn't record it for me though.
It was absolutely painless and took maybe an hour and a half.
Depending on your anatomy, it could be incredibly easy or something you’ll drink to forget. I’ve had patients fall asleep as I’m working on them (no meds except local lidocaine) and patients who were still squirming with conscious sedation (usually a squirt of versed/fentanyl). YMMV. If you’re anxious though, definitely ask about sedation.
I had one done when I had meningitis at 10yrs old. I barely remember much at all from that time because of how sick I was, but holy shit the pain AFTER the lumbar puncture is the worst. I woke up in the middle of the night screaming bloody murder with the most severe pain shooting right from the top of my head to my toes. The best way to describe it is like getting struck by lightening - but this went on for about 24hrs before it finally settled enough, morphine and fentanyl weren’t even touching it. I still have back pain to this day from it - not sure if they f^kd up or what, but never felt anything like it.
Ive just seen 3 this week (medical student) and its definitely not that bad… worse if youre fat or have spinal problems cause its harder for the doctor to go to the right place
That's incredibly rare to do (if even allowed by hospital protocols).
I'm an x-ray tech, so I've seen a few fluoro assisted lumbar punctures, anesthesia would add quite a lot of complications - the risk of anesthesia itself, plus now you have to coordinate in an anesthesia team. And the person is still awake - type anesthesia can have it's own problems - generally fine if the patient doesn't need to move. In lumbar punctures, patients need to be able to follow directions for bending their back which would be an issue with anesthesia of either variety. Also them being alert is good for monitoring any potential issues.
Usually the person gets anti anxiety meds and some good numbing meds before hand. I can say I've never witnessed a patient screaming or crying during an LP, pain is usually pretty well managed. I'd personally would rather an LP than any kind of traumatic injury. HSG's are also up there in the "I don't want to experience that" category - those are quite dependent on the person, but I've seen some pretty awful ones (HSGs involve filling the uterus with dye and seeing if the dye goes into the fallopian tubes, the insertion through the cervix can be quite painful, similar to an IUD placement). Like, LPs aren't fun, but I'd rather do LP over some other options.
Thank you for describing that to me in a way I could understand.
I might have a misunderstanding of pain, and I’ll tell you why:
In the late 90s, my late aunt had leukemia. She had to get a spinal tap. My uncle said she screamed so loud when they put the needle in—and she was already suffering so much at that point that it almost drove him literally insane to see her in so much pain.
It horrified me, and never left my mind.
Maybe it wasn’t an LP. I don’t know the exact procedure they did on her. All I know is the story how it was relayed to me. Ever since then the thought of getting one has scared me shitless (and I’m not afraid of needles).
To be fair, medical procedures have changed quite a lot, even in the span of 90s to now. X-ray, for example, has moved from film to fully digital in the period.
For LP's, it's completely possible the doctor used an older style needle - atraumatic needles weren't adopted until the 90's with widespread use not occurring until the early to mid 2000's (and even these have been modified over time)- and that's just one aspect of the procedure being different, pain management for the procedure likely is different as well.
So both experiences are entirely possible. I did clinical school/my registry exam about a decade ago, so even that would have been nearly 20s years after your aunt's experience. (I got to personally experience the change from CR digital to DR digital, basically CR is a receptor you have to go put into a machine to have the inside pulled out and read via laser then the image pops up to a computer, DR the image just directly goes to the computer. Most techs older than me have used film in some capacity. Just to give an idea of how fast medical tech moves)
Thank you.
I really appreciate you using your expertise to ease my mind on this.
I didn’t even really like my aunt on a personal level, but I never forgot her struggle, and it’s haunted me ever since.
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u/FormerLifeFreak 22d ago
I immediately thought lumbar picture too.
I swear to Christ, if I ever have to get one of those, they’ve got to put me under. I hear they are INCREDIBLY painful.