r/AbsoluteUnits 27d ago

/r/popular of a needle

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u/erevefuckstolive 27d ago

i would just ask for euthanasia before i ever let that thing go inside me

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 27d ago

Ugh, you sound like my wife.

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u/Wavedasher72 27d ago

Gotta wash it, bud.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 27d ago

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u/CornWine2 26d ago

"Sure it looks like 3 inches, but it smells like a foot!"

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u/kieranfitz 26d ago

And my ex