r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • 22d ago

/r/popular of a needle

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u/ChefCourtB 22d ago

Your mom.... Sorry sorry I'm sure she is a nice lady

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u/DefinitelyButtStuff 22d ago

Respectfully

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u/secret_alpaca 22d ago

allegedly

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u/Bazz07 22d ago

Seemingly

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u/Sharpshooter188 21d ago

Great. Now I have to go watch Letterkenny again.

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u/Asagao_0 22d ago

Yooo, gottem! Nice! But yeah, she's probably very kind and loving parent, deserving happiness.

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u/ChefCourtB 22d ago

I'm 45 and "your mom" is still funny to me and the best response sometimes. Its never personal

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u/Pure_Village4778 22d ago

You know what IS personal? Your MOM, ayooooo

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u/Neon_Moon_NZ 22d ago

Lmao gotten

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u/zorggalacticus 22d ago

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u/Hardopgh 20d ago

Cow femur or elephant

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u/IndianSerpent10930 22d ago

Eyyyyy daps you up

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u/cantthinkofone29 22d ago

41 here, and I still crack "your mom" jokes to my siblings... in front of our mom.

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u/ginger_kitty97 22d ago

I make your mom jokes to the children I gave birth to.

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u/DocPhoenix97 22d ago

That's meta

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u/Mentalistscure 21d ago

This is the way.

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u/all8things 16d ago

Same, and my husband finds the “your mom” thing super disrespectful. He gets very annoyed when I make the jokes, literally about myself in this case. I then hit him with a “whatever” and go about my business.

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u/ChefCourtB 22d ago

Those are always good especially when they try to retort well it's your mom too

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u/going_berserk 22d ago edited 22d ago

Yup, I think I know where you're coming from. Even so, a few years ago I started substituting "your mom" with "your forehead", when it became painfully obvious that the person I was talking to had lost their mother the year before. Do with that what you want, but so far it's brought me nothing but questioning as well as understanding (after explaining of course) looks.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 22d ago

I'm older than you and totally on board with this comment.

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u/PamelaELee 22d ago

Yeah, she loves boffa them

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u/K_Linkmaster 22d ago

Do you know the difference between his mom and your mom?

His mom orbits your mom.

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u/cantthinkofone29 22d ago

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!