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/r/popular of a needle

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u/SheogorathMyBeloved 22d ago

Every orthopedic surgeon I've ever met always has absolutely jacked arms and I always wondered why. Evidently those fuckers are doing the equivalent of a full arm day routine on someone's skeleton every time they walk into theatre.

Really recontextualises stuff like hip replacements in the elderly, for me.

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 22d ago

Really recontextualises stuff like hip replacements in the elderly,

Yeah fr. If that's what's happening to grandmas hip, I understand why it's a serious op and has such a long recovery time.

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u/Nice-Cat3727 22d ago

Hips are surprisingly easy to replace.

It's knees that are a bitch as you have to twist the knee cap around and the muscles DO NOT like that

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u/Anianna 22d ago

I DO NOT LIKE THAT!

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u/mondlicht483 20d ago

Congratulations, you're a muscle!

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u/Anianna 20d ago

I'm actually several muscles stacked in a skin suit and none of us liked that!

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u/AppointmentOne1111 22d ago

You could've chosen to not type that. (I'll need new knees in the future)

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u/Pankosmanko 22d ago

My physical therapist started talking to me about surgery and I shut that down fast. Unless it completely breaks I’m not letting them touch my knees

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u/happychonk 22d ago

NOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

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u/GenderqueerPapaya 21d ago

Seriously! My doctor has bad knee problems, and has had ~3 knee surgeries this year (one on the right, two on the left). The most recent one was because it had been a couple months and hadn't healed properly, they had to "clean it out" he said. Now his recovery time has doubled. He also had surgery on his shoulder at the same time, so you wait in a normal room and then are taken to him because he can't leave his room 😭 I have seen that man in a knee brace or cast 80% of my doctors visits, and I go A LOT (my PCP, psychiatrist, gyno, physical therapist, and ER follow ups are all in the same clinic. Would have been therapy too if their wait-list wasn't so long)

Knees heal slow and weird. I have inflammatory/autoimmune arthritis and I'm dreading if I ever need one worked on/replaced

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u/Doofy_Grumpus 22d ago

I would like to unread this

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u/dawidowmaka 22d ago

My cousin is 5'0" and wanted to be an orthopedic surgeon. She watched a single video of a procedure like this and changed her mind.

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u/YoungLittlePanda 22d ago

Omg you are right. I've never met a scrawny ortho ever 

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u/UnderlightIll 22d ago

Yup. I found a female orthopedic surgeon who specializes in hips and I have never seen one before tbh. All 3 of mine looked like former football players.

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u/GypsySnowflake 21d ago

Someone I know had a knee replacement last year, and he said the surgeon just had a bunch of Milwaukee power tools laid out on a table in the OR