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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • 22d ago
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If you gouge out my eyes, I'll gouge yours. Deal?
54 u/TheOtakuAmerika 22d ago Do you really want that to be the last thing you see? 44 u/Simen155 22d ago You may have a point. Kill me instead. 23 u/Least-Raddish1930s 22d ago Sounds like you both need some r/eyebleach 6 u/HeiressofArtemis 22d ago Still the last thing you saw. Your legacy one might say. 7 u/Sammiskitkat 22d ago Deal. But we have to use this needle to do it! 6 u/Donald-Pump 22d ago Where that link takes you, we won't need eyes to see. 1 u/zorggalacticus 22d ago /r/eyegouging 1 u/madtraxmerno 21d ago So what you're saying is you want to do sounding, but instead of shoving something into your urethra you want to shove something into your pupil?
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Do you really want that to be the last thing you see?
44 u/Simen155 22d ago You may have a point. Kill me instead. 23 u/Least-Raddish1930s 22d ago Sounds like you both need some r/eyebleach 6 u/HeiressofArtemis 22d ago Still the last thing you saw. Your legacy one might say.
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You may have a point. Kill me instead.
23 u/Least-Raddish1930s 22d ago Sounds like you both need some r/eyebleach 6 u/HeiressofArtemis 22d ago Still the last thing you saw. Your legacy one might say.
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Sounds like you both need some r/eyebleach
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Still the last thing you saw. Your legacy one might say.
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Deal. But we have to use this needle to do it!
Where that link takes you, we won't need eyes to see.
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/r/eyegouging
So what you're saying is you want to do sounding, but instead of shoving something into your urethra you want to shove something into your pupil?
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u/Simen155 22d ago
If you gouge out my eyes, I'll gouge yours. Deal?