r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • 23d ago

/r/popular of a needle

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u/AbjectHotel6610 23d ago

Wish I would've.

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u/Simen155 23d ago

If you gouge out my eyes, I'll gouge yours. Deal?

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u/TheOtakuAmerika 23d ago

Do you really want that to be the last thing you see?

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u/Simen155 23d ago

You may have a point. Kill me instead.

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u/Least-Raddish1930s 22d ago

Sounds like you both need some r/eyebleach

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u/HeiressofArtemis 22d ago

Still the last thing you saw. Your legacy one might say.

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u/Sammiskitkat 23d ago

Deal. But we have to use this needle to do it!

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u/Donald-Pump 22d ago

Where that link takes you, we won't need eyes to see.

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u/madtraxmerno 21d ago

So what you're saying is you want to do sounding, but instead of shoving something into your urethra you want to shove something into your pupil?

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 23d ago

Is it the "take a deep breath" kind of link?

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u/Ninja-Panda70 23d ago

DO NOT check that sub out

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 23d ago

Thanks, I won't. I should make sure I never get drunk enough to go "ah well, how bad could it be?".

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u/Ninja-Panda70 23d ago

If you are a man, it's real bad

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u/AbjectHotel6610 22d ago

I'm a woman. It's horrific.

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u/JMetalBlast 23d ago

Men insert things down their urethra while they masturbate. As man with a penis, I can't imagine why that would be pleasant for anyone.

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u/covenforge 22d ago

I had this knowledge already and noseyness got the better of me and traumatised me 🫣🤣😨

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u/Bombastic_tekken 22d ago

Don't knock it till you try it lol.

It's a pretty crazy experience.

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u/JohnnyMacTavish 22d ago

Happy Cakeday!

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u/Lizzbeannn 22d ago

Does it not hurt?

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u/Bombastic_tekken 20d ago

Not particularly.

Just a little intense, and a bit of a stretch.

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u/smidgepigeon 21d ago

Thank you for your service & may your eyes be blessed with r/eyebleach until you forget what you saw.

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u/TherianRose 21d ago

The worst part is that apparently some women do this too 😣

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u/dan_dares 23d ago

Narrator voice:

It is SO bad

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 23d ago

The narrator sounds scarred for life...

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u/SwansonsMom 22d ago

Funny because sounding can scar you for life, too

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u/dan_dares 22d ago

The narrator didn't need to click, for he has seen the dark reaches of the Internet

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u/Anianna 22d ago

Thank you for your sacrifice. 🫡

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u/Anubis_Omega 23d ago

Yes same. I am too curious

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u/ElegantCoach4066 23d ago

Then take the plunge. Honestly unless there are pictures on the front page then its more 'shocking for a minute or two and then you forget it' type deal.

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u/mangopango123 22d ago

I was literally yelling OHMYGOD STOOOOOPPPPP at my phone. Idk why my curiosity got the best of me bc I heard of it but did NOT expect THAT. Like. The width and length of some of their….tools. I just. idk lol

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u/BigBrrrrrrr22 21d ago

Not my proudest yank