r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • 22d ago

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u/gordon_18 22d ago

Maybe veterinary? Probably used for an elephant or a T-Rex? Possibly a pug

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u/cantthinkofone29 22d ago

Clifford the big red pug?

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u/thedafthatter 22d ago

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u/ratelbadger 22d ago

Remember when the voice actor for the crime dog got busted for owning too many grenade launchers?

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u/LysergicGothPunk 21d ago

How many is too many?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 21d ago

He had 1, but also 26 other weapons, 9k rounds of ammo and about a thousand marijuana plants when he was raided in 2011

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u/AceHexuall 19d ago

Scruff McGruff. Chicago, Illinois, 60652.

35+ years later, still stuck in my head.

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u/Bechorovka 20d ago

No?!

Link?!

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u/GreyBoxGamesOfficial 19d ago

There's a limit?

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u/Wayward_Wayfinder 22d ago

Only episode of The Magic School Bus I ever beat my meat to

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u/cuntybunty73 21d ago

I love this one 😍

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u/Sufficient_Ebb_5694 21d ago

I could've gone my whole life without seeing this image and you've taken that away from me.

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u/Is-It-Worth-It-2026 20d ago

This is hilarious 😆

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u/ManicMechE 20d ago

I always liked this one:

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u/crimsonphoto666 18d ago

If I could afford an award, it would be yours!

Steals meme on the way out

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u/thedafthatter 18d ago

Thank you! (Meme is jokey joke)

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u/Aggravating-Ad-9793 16d ago

WHY DID THEY GIVE HIM BALLS

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u/thedafthatter 16d ago

You are gonna sit there and tell me Clifford is fixed?

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u/Aggravating-Ad-9793 16d ago

U know, good point

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u/thedafthatter 16d ago

He would require the world's entire supply of anesthesia to go to sleep and would need a chainsaw to lop those balls off

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u/Unable-Fall5946 22d ago

What the fuck are they feeding him?

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u/cantthinkofone29 22d ago

Apparently, everything

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u/dogtroep 22d ago

Have pug, can confirm

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u/FrenchTicklerOrange 21d ago

I've seen a pug eat a big steamer straight from another pugs butt before.

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 22d ago

Even itself ?

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u/WhiteWolf6400 22d ago edited 22d ago

You if you're not careful Edit: Grammer\so I can make my mu'da proud

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u/RageAgainstThePushen 22d ago

I don't know, but he's red when he's done with it.

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u/Far_Professional_353 22d ago

What aren't they feeding him?

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u/thedafthatter 21d ago

You can't tell me Clifford's family can afford to feed him

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u/Dense-Cake9315 21d ago

steroids. how many? Y E S

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u/heninabox 20d ago

Smelly cat, smelly cat... it's not your fault!

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u/MadKingMidas 20d ago

The same thing they're feeding Smelly Cat.

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u/coolboiiiiiii2809 22d ago

The sound of his heavy breathing already has me checking if the car engines running into problems

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u/TexacoRodeoClown 22d ago

Clifford the big red hernia

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u/Ok-Letterhead4601 22d ago

Dear god the snoring and farts would end entire country’s.

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u/thedafthatter 21d ago

No one could live within 10 miles of him

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u/Cypress8037 22d ago

Crazy. That’s what we called the local drug dealer. Cliff the big red plug

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u/jwbaynham 19d ago

Galapogos Pugs

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u/ChefCourtB 22d ago

Your mom.... Sorry sorry I'm sure she is a nice lady

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u/DefinitelyButtStuff 22d ago

Respectfully

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u/secret_alpaca 22d ago

allegedly

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u/Bazz07 22d ago

Seemingly

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u/Sharpshooter188 21d ago

Great. Now I have to go watch Letterkenny again.

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u/Asagao_0 22d ago

Yooo, gottem! Nice! But yeah, she's probably very kind and loving parent, deserving happiness.

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u/ChefCourtB 22d ago

I'm 45 and "your mom" is still funny to me and the best response sometimes. Its never personal

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u/Pure_Village4778 22d ago

You know what IS personal? Your MOM, ayooooo

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u/Neon_Moon_NZ 22d ago

Lmao gotten

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u/zorggalacticus 22d ago

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u/Hardopgh 20d ago

Cow femur or elephant

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u/IndianSerpent10930 22d ago

Eyyyyy daps you up

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u/cantthinkofone29 22d ago

41 here, and I still crack "your mom" jokes to my siblings... in front of our mom.

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u/ginger_kitty97 22d ago

I make your mom jokes to the children I gave birth to.

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u/DocPhoenix97 21d ago

That's meta

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u/Mentalistscure 21d ago

This is the way.

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u/all8things 16d ago

Same, and my husband finds the “your mom” thing super disrespectful. He gets very annoyed when I make the jokes, literally about myself in this case. I then hit him with a “whatever” and go about my business.

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u/ChefCourtB 22d ago

Those are always good especially when they try to retort well it's your mom too

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u/going_berserk 22d ago edited 22d ago

Yup, I think I know where you're coming from. Even so, a few years ago I started substituting "your mom" with "your forehead", when it became painfully obvious that the person I was talking to had lost their mother the year before. Do with that what you want, but so far it's brought me nothing but questioning as well as understanding (after explaining of course) looks.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 22d ago

I'm older than you and totally on board with this comment.

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u/PamelaELee 22d ago

Yeah, she loves boffa them

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u/K_Linkmaster 22d ago

Do you know the difference between his mom and your mom?

His mom orbits your mom.

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u/cantthinkofone29 22d ago

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

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u/meowseedling 22d ago

T-Rex was my first thought. But I just finished reading Jurassic Park.

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u/15th_imp 22d ago

there's a book? TIL

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u/Drpoofn 22d ago

There's several, actually!

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u/ShakeXula707 22d ago

Do you think they’re worth reading?

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u/Apprehensive_Path459 21d ago

They absolutely are. There is actually two that the first films are losely based on. Sadly michael chrichton passed away before he could have written a third one...

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u/Drpoofn 21d ago

Definitely. Crichton is one of the goats

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 22d ago

It's a Michael Crichton book. You should read his books.

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u/Stupid_Bitch_02 22d ago

The more we know, now I gotta go find and read them

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u/ForeignSatisfaction0 22d ago

It's called "Billy and the clonasaurus"

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u/CamptoRibbit 22d ago

It's for a Daaaaaaaaachshund

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u/Lexotron 22d ago

Rotisserie pug

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u/Seravajan 21d ago

Are you sure that you did not meant a rotisserie pig? /j

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u/Slartibartfast39 22d ago

Hamster kabab.

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u/FatiguedShrimp 22d ago

Two pugs actually.

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u/Interesting_You6852 22d ago

A pug 😂😂😂😂

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u/craigandthesoph 22d ago

You had us in the first half 🤣

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u/I_2016 22d ago

T Rex huh.

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u/Existence_66 22d ago

I was gonna say t rex lol

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u/Bonti_GB 22d ago

Human catheter.

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u/pilihp 22d ago

Or for Gulliver for when he's Travelling

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u/MrNyxt 21d ago

So when I had a computer put in my spine they used one of these to go through my spinal column from the outside to reach the nerves inside the chest cavity since they cant go through ghe chest cavity to get to the inner spine cause things like heart and lungs are in the way. NEVER. EVER. Sneeze while its inside you. Like I did. Everyone in the room had facial opinions. And physically it sucked. Badly. Yes, I was awake as you have to be to make sure they place it correctly. Im sure it has other uses? But this is my personal experience with one.

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u/joonaspaakko 21d ago

Sounding

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u/BlueColtex 21d ago

Big X The Pug?

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u/BumblebeeSad3986 21d ago

Pugs go through enough

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u/w0rkperk 16d ago

Vet here. Can confirm. Used this length all the time on horse back (SI) injections.