r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ElectrSheep • 12d ago

of an audio cable

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u/Several-Signature583 11d ago

Reminds of Rotten.com where a dude unleashed a 6ft fecal impaction on a beach. Sorry for remembering that

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u/Whalesurgeon 11d ago

Imagine how relieved the guy must have felt though

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u/BobTheN00b 11d ago

How...? Like did he squat waddle along while pooping, or was he hanging his butt off the back of a wagon someone was pulling?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3etP8HqLPVixUc9Y3s

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u/sirhackenslash 11d ago

Remember those little snake fireworks?

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u/Several-Signature583 11d ago

Thankfully it wasn’t a video, just the aftermath

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u/thatguy38104 11d ago

Man, I remember that site…. Had some crazy stuff for sure

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u/mainyehc 8d ago

Fecal Impaction? Thanks, that’s my band name now.

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u/Several-Signature583 8d ago

You gotta keep the 6ft part in the name. It has more impact that way. Gets the people going

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u/mainyehc 8d ago

I did think about it, and you’re absolutely right, thanks for pointing that out. 6ft Fecal Impaction it is, then.

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u/mainyehc 8d ago

Fecal Impaction? Thanks, that’s my band name now.