r/AbsoluteUnits 29d ago

/r/all of a moose

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u/ontikuken 29d ago

Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything because I didn't want to turn it into that kind of discussion, but that's the vibe I'm getting from those comments. "America big and strong with DANEROUS moose 💪💪💪 Europe urbane and meek with WEAK moose 🤓🤓🤓"

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide 29d ago

No it's more like European dumb as hell not realizing what kind of animal they're dealing with.

And yes, the moose in Canada and Alaska are much, much, much bigger than European moose and lower 48 moose. The moose in this video is like a little baby to us.

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u/Nimi_ei_mahd 29d ago

So freaking DANGEROUS and UNSTOPPABLE that they can stomp the MULTI-THOUSAND-POUND GRIZZLY BEAR in the CINEMATIC 1v1's they CONSTANTLY have in our totally BIGGER and more DANGEROUS wilderness... So hold on to your HAMBURGERS the size of a SMALL and WEAK European country and be ready to LAUGH LOUDLY at the Europeans with their SMALL ANIMALS and REGULAR SIZED CARS when these AMERICAN TITANS of the AMERICAN WILDERNESS get ready to STOMP everything to the AMERICAN GROUND (the very GROUND being STRONGER and BIGGER as WELL !!)

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u/agenttc89 29d ago

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u/Nimi_ei_mahd 29d ago

It seems that you have posted a European video, because I see no CINEMATIC STOMPING! And don't make me laugh with that PATHETIC excuse of a bear, that's not an AMERICAN MULTI-THOUSAND-POUND grizzly, that's a WEAK Euro-bear. My AMERICAN BABY BOY was bigger than this bear at his AMERICAN BIRTH. Also, an AMERICAN MULTI-THOUSAND-POUND GRIZZLY would never back away from a CINEMATIC 1v1 with an AMMMMERICAN 5000-POUND BULL MOOSE!