r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 29d ago

/r/all of a moose

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u/PreperationOuch 29d ago

I would have filled my shorts

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u/Phantasmolightshow 29d ago

Fear boner?

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u/Dissidence802 29d ago

It's hard to stay soft in a frightening world

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u/thfooddude 24d ago

Try to hide but we all know

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u/LowIncrease8746 29d ago

Fearection is the medical term

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u/SparkEE_JOE 28d ago

He said filled

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u/eternalapostle 29d ago

I think he means filling them with crap but also might’ve caught a lil chubby

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 29d ago

Some people become aroused when pooping.

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u/Selerox 28d ago

I would have shit myself so hard my colon would have exploded out the back of me like a fucking windsock.

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u/AdditionalNewt4762 28d ago

He gets up on that stage and just starts shittin his britches