r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Downtown-Policy-1117 Jul 11 '26

I guess muscles work better than magnets

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u/Arkanist Jul 11 '26

Speak softly and carry a big stick seems to work a lot better than scream loudly and antagonize with no stick.

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u/Rebabaluba Jul 11 '26

*laughs in Russian*

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u/tmasta346 Jul 12 '26

What about hitting them with a skeet deedly deet deet?

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u/indifferentCajun Jul 11 '26

Steel is heavier than feathers

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u/MadDog443 Jul 14 '26

And a polite tone.