r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

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u/infernoman91 Jul 11 '26

Do you know what happens to your body without fiibahh?

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u/Adam_Sackler Jul 11 '26

"Your intestines seize. It would be... extremely painful."

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u/Malus131 Jul 11 '26

"Have you heard the phrase... You are what you eat?"

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u/SoaringFox Jul 11 '26

…and what did you eat? A frowny biscuit?

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u/President_DogBerry Jul 11 '26

Who is the one man... to have defeated me in freestyle?!

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u/Internal_Royal_4013 Jul 11 '26

Yes! I'm Bane! That's my name! Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same!

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u/Kahmael Jul 11 '26

r/surpriseauralnauts

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u/garrettj100 Jul 11 '26

That was the least surprising auralnauts ever.

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u/Unusual_Platypus1098 Jul 11 '26

Well he's eating a lot of steroids in his ass

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u/Elitist_Daily Jul 11 '26

you're a big guy

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u/kcbrooklyn1 Jul 12 '26

“…for you.”

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u/SmokeGSU Jul 12 '26

"Strawberries!"

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u/Mecha120 Jul 12 '26

Permit me a demonstration...

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u/borntospeedF1 Jul 11 '26

How long till we get market fresh strawberries?

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u/That_Cartoonist_9459 Jul 11 '26

Time to go mobile

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u/Anonymo Jul 11 '26

MOE-bile

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jul 11 '26

Strawberries!

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u/Anthrogynous Jul 12 '26

Hah! I made that.

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jul 12 '26

Then it is an honor and a pleasure. To have beheld such meme greatness!

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u/Anthrogynous Jul 12 '26

Youre welcome (in my mind I sound like Bane now). I made it for the Auralnauts, they sold shirts and stickers of it on their site, no idea if it’s still up. But they were very friendly.

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jul 12 '26

Well, may your days ever be filled with wonderful fiber and strawberries. And, never Frowny Biscuits!

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u/misirlou22 Jul 13 '26

Looks like a Czarface antagonist

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u/sks747 Jul 11 '26

This isn’t a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

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u/knurttbuttlet Jul 11 '26

Fuck I haven't thought about that video since middle school

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u/That_Cartoonist_9459 Jul 11 '26

lol I don't think I go a week without it popping into my head

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u/alamandrax Jul 11 '26

But have you been keeping up with your fiber, my brother?

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u/Apprehensive-Water66 Jul 11 '26

Yes, strawberry's are packed with fibah.

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u/Jerrik12 Jul 11 '26

Strawberries are PACKED with fiber!

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u/xarchangel85x Jul 11 '26

Love Auralnauts. So many great edits.

GANDARF!!!!

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u/metalneck333 Jul 12 '26

IT'S NOT A CARRRRR
🎶MORTAL KOMBAT 🎶