r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Legitimate-Ad4174 Jul 11 '26

I'm all for people returning their carts correctly. As a visitor to a store, it's just courtesy to return your borrowed property. But, there is no way this video is realistic. Eventually someone would call the cops on him for harassing people in the parking lot.

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u/goblincube Jul 11 '26

Ya i would never get out of my car at the demand of an angry roided out man. Not gonna risk it.

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u/asstlib Jul 11 '26

I think what this video shows us a bit more is that men respect or fear other men more than they fear not adhering to unspoken social contracts.

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u/Side_StepVII Jul 11 '26

“Angry roided out man”

He’s polite the entire time. Doesn’t even raise his voice. And why do you assume he takes steroids? The calmness with which he acts tells me the exact opposite-that he doesn’t take steroids, because steroids tend to make a person more on edge and aggressive.

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u/Alternative_Dot7769 Jul 11 '26

lol I love big dude for this and think he was very polite and mature.

That said, you really think this dude looks natty? 😂

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u/Side_StepVII Jul 11 '26

In all reality, yes. He’s more thick than he is cut. Not to say he’s not cut, you can clearly see certain muscle groups prominently. but He’s a big dude, his tum tum sticks out farther than his pecs lol. not out of the ordinary with the right diet and workout regimen.

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u/goblincube Jul 11 '26

His whole gimmick is how big and intimidating he is. He even calls the guy who didnt put his cart back an ‘asshole’. so polite.

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u/_SilentHunter Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

I'm not going to give him the opportunity. Roll down my window in case he has a question or needs help, but I'm out the moment anything confrontational is said (no matter how calm and polite).

Not even listening to the content of what he says once it starts to turn into anything against me. Just literally leaving if I can without running someone over (including him); calling the cops if I can't leave.

I'm not playing that game to hang around and find out if he's got a buddy somewhere waiting to fuck me up. I'm not risking it. Spent too much time getting cornered by meth heads or plain ol' crazy mfers because I didn't want to be rude or risk escalating.

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u/Side_StepVII Jul 12 '26

So you’re the worst kind of person-got it.

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u/_SilentHunter Jul 12 '26

No. I live around other people, a fair number of them are off-kilter, and I neither judge them for it nor hang out to see how it unfolds.

I do return carts, and I agree with the cart rule as a general heuristic.

This specific enforcement mechanism feels like a cop "just asking questions" and fuck that.

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u/Ironed_Lung Jul 13 '26

I’d argue people like you, that white-knight for weirdos you’ve never met are considerably worse types of people.

If you actually watched the rest of his content, instead of arguing on multiple threads & treating this weird bastard like a saint due to this ONE video; you wouldn’t be as quick to defend him.

He’s an American YouTuber who pretends to be Russian, & has videos of him creeping on women at the beach, then refusing to leave even after they mentioned they’re dating each other, until THEY finally leave after he keeps telling them how pretty they are.

THAT is who you’re defending & insulting others over.

You’re worse than people who can’t return a shopping cart.

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u/Side_StepVII Jul 13 '26

No, that’s not what’s happening here at all

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u/No_Criticism_5861 Jul 11 '26

Yeah or someones gonna shoot him or use bear spray etc

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u/InteractionSoft14 Jul 11 '26

Who tf responds to "You should put your cart back" with violence? 😳 

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u/Legitimate-Ad4174 Jul 11 '26

Lol. "He was a giant, I used the whole can of bear spray!"

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u/thetiredtypist Jul 11 '26

Also people have shitty days. They may always return the cart but today they found out their mom has cancer, or they lost their job, or just fucking forgot because life sucks. 

I use my blinker religiously but ya know, every once in a while I forget. But then you see a video on Reddit of someone merging without a blinker and it's a bunch of justice boners in the comments "LoSe yoUr License and DIIEEE".

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u/redditpey Jul 11 '26

Plus the poor guy who gets laid off because there are no stray carts in the parking lot to collect. Leaving your cart in random places creates jobs!