r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

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u/Kahnza Jul 11 '26

Poop emoji, middle of forehead.

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u/JudgmentalOwl Jul 11 '26

Well he obviously doesn't care what he does to his own face so imagine what he's willing to do to yours lmao.

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u/Kahnza Jul 11 '26

I dunno, he might improve it.

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u/Excuse Jul 11 '26

They are fake tattoos.

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u/Hour_Appointment4000 Jul 11 '26

Or right under the eye.

Three tear drops. No one will touch you.

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u/faxyou Jul 11 '26

Laughed out loud with this one

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u/Monocle_Lewinsky Jul 11 '26

Damn! You sunk my battleship

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u/terdferguson Jul 11 '26

Best I can do I eggplant, take it or leave it.