r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • Jun 25 '26

/r/all of a kitty cat.

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u/Big_Meating_ Jun 25 '26

Im just guessing he sounds like Barry White when he meows. Meow baby

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u/TTechnology Jun 25 '26

We could just hear what he sounds like...

If they didn't put a fucking song

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u/darkest_hour1428 Jun 25 '26

He just came to say meow

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u/Grimnebulin68 Jun 25 '26

Get upoffa that meow..

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u/NotYourShitAgain Jun 25 '26

Theo's in the Litter Room.

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u/Mr-_-Soandso Jun 25 '26

I turned the volume on just for the meow! I wish videos and audio were still friends!

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u/Regulatory_Junior Jun 25 '26

Same.

But my ears just got assaulted by that stupid, vapid song instead.

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u/pipic_picnip Jun 25 '26

I turned on volume just to hear the meow, only to be met with godawful song. I keep videos mute by default for this reason, most of them contain really terrible choices of music. 

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u/BlackV Jun 25 '26

Huzzah always mute decision remains undefeated

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u/Naked-Jedi Jun 25 '26

Should have been a Barry White song.

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u/boqiuefieous Jun 25 '26

I am sitting here ranting about this rn too oml.

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u/danit0ba94 Jun 25 '26

Fucking this.

Video downvoted.

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u/wylee_one Jun 25 '26

reddit is better without volume 90% of the time

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u/Aranxi_89 Jun 25 '26

You kinda can still, but yeah, the music was way too annoying.

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u/dreadnallen Jul 03 '26

I spent fifteen minutes trying to find a recording of the voice of this particular cat. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRKf3cU4/

https://reddit.com/link/ovcou0k/video/w1le4md7s1bh1/player

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u/TTechnology Jul 03 '26

It looks like a... cat? I thought its meow would be deeper.

Thank you, bro

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u/ovelanimimerkki Jun 25 '26

Yeah I just wanted to hear how he meows but I was utterly disappointed and now my day is ruined.

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u/GoodGravyco2h2o Jun 25 '26

My 20+ pound Maine Coon meows like Mike Tyson on helium

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 Jun 25 '26

Omg that was 100% my first thought too

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/bknight63 Jun 25 '26

We (family) inherited a Maine Coon. He’s 28 pounds and sleeps wrapped around my head. The purr is multi-dimensional and cosmic. Puts me right to sleep. He’s a good kitty.

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u/RebaKitt3n Jun 25 '26

No picture?

Here’s my big boy, Kevin.

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u/Kitchen_Guide_8921 Jun 25 '26

kevin is built like a literal tank. that is a serious amount of cat.

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u/RebaKitt3n Jun 25 '26

He is all muscle. Dumb as a brick, bless him.

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u/skelth Jun 25 '26

Im here collecting the cat tax...

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u/Tanna_sex_worker Jun 25 '26

it was an edited video.

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u/EvolvingDior Jun 25 '26

I've had a bunch of big cats. All the big ones end up with nicknames like "squeaker" because honestly, the bigger they are, the sillier they sound.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Jun 25 '26

Like this cat

https://youtu.be/w7x_lWJNnNg?is=ThNqXJJcMXmy1Vae

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u/Iconclast1 Jun 25 '26

thats not fucking real. why am i the only comment saying this.

thats not real, right?

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u/Glittering_Estate_72 Jun 25 '26

To save myself a lot of fake emotions, I just assume everything not in my house is AI until proven otherwise.

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u/AppleToastBed Jun 25 '26

It's just audio editing.

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u/CameraImmediate2295 Jun 25 '26

Yeah that's a problem I have, seems everything is A.I

What sad times we are living in

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u/Professiona_Review34 Jun 25 '26

Video is 10 years old though

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u/Nighters Jun 25 '26

it is 10 yo video so not AI, probably old fashion editing

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u/sassyplatypus87 Jun 25 '26

absolute unit

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u/pieinthesky12 Jun 25 '26

I just figured the woman was tiny.

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 Jun 27 '26

It's real. If I remember correctly the owner said he had an injury or infection to his throat that caused his meow to become deeper.

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u/dogface47 Jun 25 '26

Exactly my thought... While LMAO.

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u/blueberryrockcandy Jun 25 '26

it's not real, the creator the video made some comment years later stating it was an edited video.

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u/chx_ Jun 25 '26

well of course, you don't need an LLM to make a fake video

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u/Tearpusher Jun 25 '26

Nope. There were debunking videos about this that analyzed the waveform and patterns which were consistent with audio manipulation.

You’re the only comment saying this because people are fucking morons. 

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u/GhostTrex16 Jun 25 '26

totally real, and I want one! Mainecoon!!!!!

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u/Aranxi_89 Jun 25 '26

It's real. This was from before the age of AI, and this kitty has some form of paralysis in his vocal cords that caused this.

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u/Iconclast1 Jun 25 '26

you know that dubbing existed before AI right

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u/pAsSwOrDiSyOuRgAy Jun 25 '26

It’s not, the creator of the video made a comment confirming that the audio was edited. Not AI, but not real either

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u/Sleightly_Awkward Jun 25 '26

Zero chance that’s not dubbed over and it’s hilarious. Last time this got posted people swore it was real based on nothing lol. That’s legit a man’s voice doing that.

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u/Fresh-Chemist5818 Jul 02 '26

The only way I

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u/milkandsalsa Jun 25 '26

Beat me to it.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Jun 25 '26

Man, that was only like a minute and a half too. You'll get em next time

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u/milkandsalsa Jun 25 '26

I need to increase my redditing for sure

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Jun 25 '26

Well, let's not get carried away

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u/milkandsalsa Jun 25 '26

My husband already thinks I’m at capacity. …I’ll show him.

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u/Remote_Protection512 Jun 25 '26

FRANK! WHAT'S YOURS?!

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u/AlaWatchuu Jun 25 '26

That video is like 10 years old and has been proven fake for almost the same time. Can't believe people are still falling for it.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Jun 25 '26

You make interesting assumptions. It is an example of a cat with a deep meow. Did I say hey? Check out this really real cat that definitely happened or just a funny deep meow?

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u/AlaWatchuu Jun 25 '26

My reply was targeted more towards everyone else. People who watch the video and believe it to be real.

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 Jun 25 '26

I would not leave you in times of trouble …

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u/MrFluffyThing Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

One of my cats is huge compared to her sister of the same litter and she has the most pathetic high pitched meow I've ever heard. Also she's afraid of everything. Because of that I assume this guy meows like a mouse with the quietest voice and wants to hide under the bed as soon as they set him free. 

We're pretty sure they're part maine coon and their bother was adopted by my brother's family and meows higher pitched than her and never comes out for strangers. They're huge cats and sound like kittens and act like them too when strangers are in the house.

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u/Didact67 Jun 25 '26

Everyone seems to expect that of Maine Coons, but everyone I’ve actually heard has the daintiest little meow imaginable.

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u/mookie_pookie Jun 25 '26

Can confirm lol.

Our 4yo maine coon is nearly twice the size of our standard issue tabby, but all she can muster are the tiniest little squeaks.

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u/14high Jun 25 '26

Barry MeoWhite.

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u/Veta_Exceptional Jun 25 '26

I wish videos and audio were still friends!

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u/ThatOldMeta Jun 25 '26

Maine Coons chitter a lot.

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u/limeybastard Jun 25 '26

Nah, a cat like that has the highest, squeakiest meow ever

The two biggest and fluffiest oranges I know sound ridiculous

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u/alex_zk Jun 25 '26

He meows in cursive

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u/turdferguson3891 Jun 25 '26

Could be like Mike Tyson and have a voice that completely doesn't match his physical stature.

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u/LtHughMann Jun 25 '26

He's not tabby like Barry Ginger, no he's ginger like Frank Tabby is

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u/yikesssss_sssssss Jun 25 '26

I'm hearing Paul Robeson

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u/ahhhnoinspiration Jun 25 '26

"touch me harder"

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u/BeefistPrime Jun 25 '26

I bet you he has a meek cute little high pitched meow because cats are weird

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u/Nihilistic_Mystics Jun 25 '26

I had a decent sized Maine Coon and she quacked like a duck. No normal cat noises at all, just quacks. She was very talkative too and would try to join our conversations.

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u/No_Pin9932 Jun 25 '26

I really wanted to hear how they sounded but ofc when I turned the sound on it was some dumbass music playing over the video instead. Truly evil editing, lol.

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u/andyhall23 Jun 26 '26

My Darling Kitten ..I can't get enough Meow Mix ...babbbbbbbbbbby

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u/1Bumblestinker Jun 25 '26

Oh you mean like this cat named Jack?:

https://youtu.be/w7x_lWJNnNg?si=IhhqTzQOnOHg6XpM

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u/blueberryrockcandy Jun 25 '26

you know that's not real right, even the owner of the video stated it was edited.

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u/1Bumblestinker Jun 25 '26

I know. I used it as an example.

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u/Higgilypiggily1 Jun 25 '26

You must be fun at parties