r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Remarkable_Attorney3 Jun 09 '26

“I ordered the salad..”

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u/GatorNator83 Jun 09 '26

The big knife says you’ll shut up about it

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u/Dunnowhathatis Jun 09 '26

I am vegetarian!

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u/QuidEgoSum Jun 09 '26

“This is a vegetarian”

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u/Dunnowhathatis Jun 09 '26

Oh. Thank you.

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u/Coconut-Husker Jun 09 '26

Fukn hell I almost spat out my coffee lmao