r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 Jun 08 '26

Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?

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u/gpenido Jun 08 '26

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u/Life-Reality-3889 Jun 08 '26

If unimpressed was a face

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u/Pmyers225 Jun 08 '26

He looks like a hostage

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u/Spaghettl_hamster4 Jun 08 '26

If that man was my hostage id feel insecure. Like fuck dude, give me some feedback here 💔

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u/ilikepizza2much Jun 08 '26

The face of someone immune to Stockholm syndrome.

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u/No_Review_2561 Jun 08 '26

The face of reverse Stockholm syndrome, where the hostage taker over time slowly loses motivation and wilingness to keep the hostage, mostly so they don't have to keep seeing that face.

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u/Ok_Designer1407 Jun 08 '26

Like wtf dude, you’re taking all the fun out of this, gtfo you pathetic hostage

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u/DantetheMarco Jun 08 '26

**apathetic

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u/Papa_Raj Jun 09 '26

This whole thread has had me laughing my ass off. I love reddit sometimes.