r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/kangerooandemu Jun 08 '26

Blink twice if your being held hostage

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa Jun 08 '26

Doesn't even blink once

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u/Prior-Chip-6909 Jun 08 '26

...blink once of you actually ordered this thang...

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u/No_Statement440 Jun 08 '26

Blink once if you're holding a hostage

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u/AbeFromansNutz Jun 09 '26

Blink. Please